If you havery not been following the NBA (and, really, why would you?), testicles have become the new battleground. Nads are getting whapped at an alarming rate recently.
Basketball is a dull affair where MAYBE you'll get an impressive move or two out of an entire game of inconsequential plays. You can just watch the highlight reel and get all the entertainment that way.
If Baseball is a dull movie with maybe one tense scene, Basketball is a car chase that goes on so long it becomes boring and you tell your friend to call you back when it gets back to the plot.