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In related news, Cole is a pretty terrible film critic.
He's a hack. He only gave Toy Story 3 a bad review for attention.
Fair point, RSR, but I'd say that bland is its own form of terrible. Perhaps the worst form of terrible.
Also, the details are buried in that forum, but Chris apparently clarified the puzzling "Cole lives in Carnegie Hall" thing. Cole once sent Chris a postcard with Carnegie Hall on it, so naturally, Chris assumed that was where he lived.
Cena - I'm not so sure. Cole gave Toy Story 3 a bad review because the 3D wasn't very good, and things didn't jump out at you like they're supposed to. I doubt he was trolling, or even knew what a shitstorm his review would bring.
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Of course Chris would make that insane string of connections. I spent a week in Rome and found an impossibly hilarious greeting card of a massive, poorly-Photoshopped Pope emerging out of the Colisseum that read WELCOME TO ROME, and ever since I've been living in a hammock I built on Godzilla Pope's balls.
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What the hell does Cole do for a living? I noticed his web page no longer has a donate button where some of the offerings included a dinner with him for something crazy like ,000.
He does this. Not sure how or why he makes enough money off his film criticism to live in Manhattan, but there's speculation that he mostly lives off his wife's income (she owns the craft beer bar that he goes to on his ,000 eBay dates).
Also, according to the CWCki, he's close friends with notorious lefty cartoonist, Ted Rall, for some reason. Why Cole hasn't used his connections to get his little sister an underground comic publishing deal is beyond me.
Actually, now that I think about it, his connections to Mr Rall may well be the reason he keeps getting paid to do film reviews.
Cole is the example Chris has. Cole asks for 00 for a dinner, Chris asks for for cunnilingus.
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Girl: So wait...you want me to give you to lick your clitoris? That you don't have? I would say you're acting entitled, but this is way too confusing.
Chris: STRESSED SIGH
I have never seen M.
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I rewatched it last night on Youtube, and it's really, really good. Not in a "Film Student's Homework Assignment" way, but in a "this is genuinely great" way.
I dunno. Fritz's stuff from around this period (M and Dr. Mabusa) was groundbreaking pioneer shit in terms of creative use of sound in cinema, but I never found them interesting to watch beyond historical artifacts. I don't think it holds up to stuff made less than 5 years later.
It's on YouTube? I will definitely check it out.
Is he just reading the wikipedia article or something?
Wikipedia is written by aspies, so the resemblance is understandable.
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