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Desc:'I am cured of Autism, thanks to three months of the following groove three times per day.'
Category:Religious, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:autism, chrischan, sounds legit, subliminal healing
Submitted:EvilHomer
Date:06/30/16
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Comment count is 17
Old_Zircon - 2016-06-30
I'm not autistic, if I listen to this three times a day for three months what happens to me?
Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-01
Chris Chan appears in your bathroom mirrors, sighs in distress, and asks if you can give him an extra 0 a month to buy Mega Man games.

Nikon - 2016-06-30
Even if he's not autistic, he's still nucking futs.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-01
Goddammit, I was gonna post this, but was afraid putting up two Chris-Chan videos sode by side would split the ticket.

For the record, my description was also going to include the phrase "More Good News:"
cognitivedissonance - 2016-07-01
So, then, time to pass this news along to the Social Security administration.
Nikon - 2016-07-01
And normally I'd support that, but Chris-chan is textbook unhireable. He could do no work that requires concentration, dedication, interaction with the public, etc. I can't think of any job that he could do.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-01
I keep trying to imagine Chris Chan with a normal job, but every time it turns into some impossible comedy directed by David Lynch, Tim Heidecker, John Waters, John Hughes, and Nightmare Face.

joelkazoo - 2016-07-01
I once suggested that Chris could sort glass:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7628

EvilHomer - 2016-07-02
Public celebrity and notorious outsider artist. That's his job, and he's very good at it; one of the best in the field.

Nikon - 2016-07-02
@Evil It's my fault for not being clear.

I meant that Chris-chan could perform no work that would provide a living wage. Even with his infamy, I doubt he'd make enough money off of Sonichu products to live on. I also don't think he could perform a different job.

The glass sorting job someone mentioned is within Chris-chan's mental and physical capacity, but he is too proud of himself to let other people tell him what to do for long. He'd decide he's too good to do the work or shower, wash his uniform, etc. He'd also pester the women at the workplace and ask them to bear his children, etc.

Quad9Damage - 2016-07-02
This child has had over 30 years of sheltering and leniency. We have seen the horrors that ensue when he interacts with the general public just buying video games or hunting pussy. Now imagine him trying to do something he doesn't care about for 4-8 hours, forced to be away from his Playstation 4 and masturbation, AFTER he has been warned to leave his PS Vita at home. I also see Barbara calling management every time he gets a talking-to.

Maggot Brain - 2016-07-01
I just thought about what his/her's/'er's house must smell like. I started to cry a little.
Nikon - 2016-07-01
As the time passes, the house starts to fill up with more and more junk.

Quad9Damage - 2016-07-01
Then you no longer have an excuse.
gravelstudios - 2016-07-01
Chris Chan is a true national treasure. I was so afraid that Chris would slowly fade into obscurity back when things died down for a while a few years back, but Chris has entered into a renaissance that I am thoroughly enjoying.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-01
Nominal! You motherfucker! Why did you vote down the other CWC video I submitted? It's not my fault he's a great big weirdo that goes quiet for long periods of time then uploads multiple videos in rapid sucession! Totally unfair man! Not cool! Bad! Sad!
dairyqueenlatifah - 2016-07-02
Guess it's time to finally cut off that tugboat then!
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