bawbag  - 2016-07-01
The nofap culties are even weirder than straight-edgers, and just as doomed to eventually bouncing back to the opposite end of the spectrum of behaviour.
That being said, maybe this is just rebranded 'orgasm denial'.
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misterbuns - 2016-07-01
me and my bros are going masturbate to this
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Oscar Wildcat - 2016-07-01
I don't love you anymore Porn, and I'm never going to fuck you again! ( slams door ).
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Old_Zircon - 2016-07-01
People consistently think I am a decade younger than I am. Like, constantly. Even people I've known casually or worked with for years are surprised to learn I'm not in my late 20s.
I credit my strict regimen of jerking it with keeping me young.
Enjoy your prostate cancer, nofappers!
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Old_Zircon - 2016-07-01 Not to sayn there aren't major problems with the porn industry, but those are capitalism problems no
waitfor it
wait for it
FAPitalism problems.
(⌐■_■)
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Old_Zircon - 2016-07-01 That should have been "NOT" not "NO"
Fucking fuck.
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memedumpster - 2016-07-02 My body has the following urges :
1.) Slap-an-ass.
2.) Forward.
3.) Paisley.
4.) Movie night.
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memedumpster - 2016-07-02 I am winning my personal war on paisley, but it is not satisfying.
Have you seen black and gold paisley? Fabric of divinity.
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Sanest Man Alive - 2016-07-02 You mean the white and blue paisley? Can't argue with that.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2016-07-01
Look at the stupid way everyone waves their arms when they walk. It's like that thing Steven Seagal does when he runs.
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2016-07-02
How nice that all of these sexphobics all ended up with thin, attractive girlfriends. It was worth it in the end!
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badideasinaction - 2016-07-02
"We intend to spread the word through science, facts, and personal accounts"
One of those things is not like the other...
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Nominal - 2016-07-02
Ah, miserable people pissed that everyone isn't miserable like them.
It's people who look around and see people having good times, aren't having a good time themselves, and look to rationalize it by saying it's a personal choice ("I'm asexual!") and that choosing to deny themselves certain life joys makes them pious and everyone else soft and amoral.
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Sanest Man Alive - 2016-07-02 There's something to be said for people who can deny themselves such a common pastime (especially in this age) and then sublimate what energy would've been spent on it into a different hobby, like chainsaw sculptures, model ship-building, or project cars. I can at least respect the results of those endeavors sometimes.
These idiots are just wasting that energy trying to get more idiots to waste theirs.
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memedumpster - 2016-07-02
Is every stupid cult from Transmetropolitan going to come true?
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betabox - 2016-07-03
Umm. New? Hasn't porn been around longer than most drugs we know?
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