|bawbag - 2016-07-01 |
The nofap culties are even weirder than straight-edgers, and just as doomed to eventually bouncing back to the opposite end of the spectrum of behaviour.
That being said, maybe this is just rebranded 'orgasm denial'.
|misterbuns - 2016-07-01 |
me and my bros are going masturbate to this
|Oscar Wildcat - 2016-07-01 |
I don't love you anymore Porn, and I'm never going to fuck you again! ( slams door ).
|Old_Zircon - 2016-07-01 |
People consistently think I am a decade younger than I am. Like, constantly. Even people I've known casually or worked with for years are surprised to learn I'm not in my late 20s.
I credit my strict regimen of jerking it with keeping me young.
Enjoy your prostate cancer, nofappers!
Not to sayn there aren't major problems with the porn industry, but those are capitalism problems no
wait for it
That should have been "NOT" not "NO"
My body has the following urges :
4.) Movie night.
I am winning my personal war on paisley, but it is not satisfying.
Have you seen black and gold paisley? Fabric of divinity.
Sanest Man Alive
You mean the white and blue paisley? Can't argue with that.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2016-07-01 |
Look at the stupid way everyone waves their arms when they walk. It's like that thing Steven Seagal does when he runs.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2016-07-02 |
How nice that all of these sexphobics all ended up with thin, attractive girlfriends. It was worth it in the end!
|badideasinaction - 2016-07-02 |
"We intend to spread the word through science, facts, and personal accounts"
One of those things is not like the other...
|Nominal - 2016-07-02 |
Ah, miserable people pissed that everyone isn't miserable like them.
It's people who look around and see people having good times, aren't having a good time themselves, and look to rationalize it by saying it's a personal choice ("I'm asexual!") and that choosing to deny themselves certain life joys makes them pious and everyone else soft and amoral.
Sanest Man Alive
There's something to be said for people who can deny themselves such a common pastime (especially in this age) and then sublimate what energy would've been spent on it into a different hobby, like chainsaw sculptures, model ship-building, or project cars. I can at least respect the results of those endeavors sometimes.
These idiots are just wasting that energy trying to get more idiots to waste theirs.
|memedumpster - 2016-07-02 |
Is every stupid cult from Transmetropolitan going to come true?
|betabox - 2016-07-03 |
Umm. New? Hasn't porn been around longer than most drugs we know?
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