EvilHomer - 2016-07-04 Samurai armor provided less protection, and their weaponry was less diverse. A late medieval knight would have been so well-protected, and had such a dizzying array of weaponry choices at his fingertips, that the samurai would fall before him like cherry blossoms before a North Sea storm.
memedumpster - 2016-07-04 Keys and loose change jingle-jangling in my pocket drives me nuts, I can't imagine sounding like a trotting piggy bank everywhere I go.
"Is someone repairing a stove? Oh, it's just memedumpster wearing his armor to the mailbox."
Savage_Henry - 2016-07-05 But could you have sex while wearing the armor like in Excalibur? That's the true test of knighthood.