Remember when Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache for a little while and everybody lost their shit over it?
Anyway, it's only a matter of time before hipsters start wearing them ironically. We've reached peak beard and they need some facial hair style to annoy people with.
To me, a hipster is someone whose enjoyment of anything is inversely proportional to the average person's enjoyment of that thing. Also, the amount of money they spent on something is inversely proportional to the amount of money they look like they spent.