John Cena. Don't hate the video over him, it's a food message.

Sorry, it was an Orcs joke. I like food messages just as much as the next guy.

It IS pretty crumby for a food message, though. What exactly is he trying to say here? Is patriotism suddenly "cool" now? Do I have to drop everything and celebrate 'MURICA just because some draft-dodging rich kid from Whiteyville, Mass, got in front of a camera and read a few lines prepared for him by the Ad Council, America's oldest and dearest propaganda corporation?

John Cena could be using his celebrity to speak truth to power. He could stand up and talk about the importance of civil liberties, about the war in Syria, about the Federal Reserve, the politics of oil, or the nature of Panopticon and the prison-industrial complex. But no, instead, what does he do? Points out that there's a bunch of women in this country. Duuurrrrr, thanks John Cena! Coming up next: John Cena describes the ocean, tells America it's wet. (Americans discuss this amazing insight, at length, for the next week or so)

Also, is it just me, or in that preload picture, does John look like "Son I Am Disappoint'?

Did John Cena take you out on a date and didn't tell you he was boy on the first go?

I'm so, so sorry Gmork