I liked the background story I made up in my head when I first played the game: "a bunch of wacky mercenaries fight each other for no reason"
Then in typical Blizzard fashion it turns out the actual story is atrocious. It's a complete mess of tones where they try to have it as a cutesy Pixar setting, then cram in equal parts embarrassing gravitas ("Nooo! They killed the innocent robot bystander and left his human wife a widow!") and disturbing fanfiction.net fetish tales (the blue skinned sniper chick was a former hero who was kidnapped and mind raped until her personality died and replaced with an evil stripper's).
Anyway, here's the Chinese knockoff I submitted but didn't make it through the hopper. It's even more blatant than the TF2 knockoff.
|Binro the Heretic |
I feel compelled to point out he bloodstain on that tapestry would be brown by now, though.
|wtf japan |
Why does everyone look like a Realdoll?
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