I just registered my address with the Canadians Residing Abroad system of the Canadian government. It's mostly used when like a civil war breaks out so they can get the citizens out.

I live in Texas, unfortunately too far to escape to the border under my own power, but I can probably make it to Mexico...

I don't think we're anywhere near "civil unrest" conditions, but yeah, if anyone needs to Flee to the Cleve for whatever reason, I'm sure Frau Bort and I could arrange something. Though I imagine the issue is less likely to be politics and more likely to be, say, shitty relatives.

... well maybe not this week. Probably best to wait until the Apocalypse leaves town.