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Desc:NSFW A deranged guy likes his action figures anatomically correct.
Category:Crime, Horror
Tags:Marvel, action figures, mutilation, Black Widow, Steve Rogers
Submitted:Monkey Napoleon
Date:07/21/16
Views:1160
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Comment count is 29
TeenerTot
Fuck I want to punch this fucker so fucking hard.
Old_Zircon
Especially at 11:40 when he mentions that he has kids.


Raggamuffin
I feel violated by this somehow
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Another Kiwi farms exhibit?
Yellow Lantern
*orders doll with nipples and genitalia*

I demand anatomical correctness in my dolls at all costs

*boots don't fit*

I'll just cut her feet off
Anaxagoras
Perfect summation of these disingenuous creeps.

Born in the RSR
Five stars, but I couldn't stomach more than casual skips through this.
Old_Zircon
At least skip to around 1:50 and experience the palpable discomfort, hesitation and lip smacking when he tries to say "vagina."


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He can't say it.

Old_Zircon
Also around 5:00.

Yellow Lantern
10:45 is the perfect freeze-frame to sum up this entire shitshow.

Callamon
The doll on the left looks scared.

The Mothership
Next level creepiness. Good find.
memedumpster
My favorite part is him saying Captain America's dick is too small.
Monkey Napoleon
My favorite part was him saying he was disappointed that the body he bought for Steve didn't come with a dick, and so he glued a spare one on. Then he shows us and you can see weird ugly scars where he contact cemented the dick on there and it fouled up the silicone.

I don't know if it's worse that he makes these, or that he has teeny tiny realistic looking silicone dicks laying around and doesn't mind if he has to glue them places in the fashion of frankenstein's monster.

Old_Zircon
This whole sequence is my favorite too, and I'm going to give a specific shoutout to Cap't America's visible-through-the-jeans bulge when he first holds the figure up.

Rafiki
So when you order tiny dicks, do you have to order them per part or do they come bulk in a big bag with enough to carry around in your pocket like Dale Gribble?

Oscar Wildcat
Say, those would make a hell of a substitute for a business card, huh? Fit this in your Rolodex!

EvilHomer
That's actually a REALLY amazing range of motion! I'd love to see the armature the builders used to construct the figure on.
EvilHomer
I don't know much about the figurine-sculpting market; are there a lot of small companies who do quality work like this? Is Phicen like the Patek Philippe of the figurine industry, or merely the Tag Heuer?

Gmork
EH is wondering if they make tiny pony dicks.

They probably do, somewhere!

TheOtherCapnS
On the one hand, good for him for not being one of those doll guys who insists on keeping everything in the box.

On the other, I guess that means he's... playing... with these.
Rosebeekee
If you guys want an antidote to this video, check out this guys work http://noeling.deviantart.com/gallery/ (yeah, yeah, I know it's Deviantart, just trust me though).
Caminante Nocturno
This man has too much money.
dairyqueenlatifah
"A deranged guy likes his action figures anatomically correct."

Hideo Kojima?
exy
So I find that I'm just not that satisfied anymore by undressing my kid's Barbies and knocking their groins together. It starts to feel kind of silly and I probably fell below a 50% completion rate. I thought about what this might mean but NOT TO WORRY! I figured it out. They just weren't realistic enough.
StanleyPain
Take the stars. No way I am clicking play. My recommendations are already pretty fucked up.
Ninehells
If you're that into realdolls, wouldn't you want them life-sized?
Monkey Napoleon
Yeah, I find that confusing too. They also make dolls a little bigger than these but with vaginas big enough to literally fuck if you're into that kinda thing and can't afford a Real Doll.

Blame 4chan for me knowing about this.

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