Fuck I want to punch this fucker so fucking hard.
Especially at 11:40 when he mentions that he has kids.
I feel violated by this somehow
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Another Kiwi farms exhibit?
|Yellow Lantern |
*orders doll with nipples and genitalia*
I demand anatomical correctness in my dolls at all costs
*boots don't fit*
I'll just cut her feet off
|Born in the RSR |
Five stars, but I couldn't stomach more than casual skips through this.
10:45 is the perfect freeze-frame to sum up this entire shitshow.
|The Mothership |
Next level creepiness. Good find.
My favorite part is him saying Captain America's dick is too small.
My favorite part was him saying he was disappointed that the body he bought for Steve didn't come with a dick, and so he glued a spare one on. Then he shows us and you can see weird ugly scars where he contact cemented the dick on there and it fouled up the silicone.
I don't know if it's worse that he makes these, or that he has teeny tiny realistic looking silicone dicks laying around and doesn't mind if he has to glue them places in the fashion of frankenstein's monster.
This whole sequence is my favorite too, and I'm going to give a specific shoutout to Cap't America's visible-through-the-jeans bulge when he first holds the figure up.
So when you order tiny dicks, do you have to order them per part or do they come bulk in a big bag with enough to carry around in your pocket like Dale Gribble?
Say, those would make a hell of a substitute for a business card, huh? Fit this in your Rolodex!
That's actually a REALLY amazing range of motion! I'd love to see the armature the builders used to construct the figure on.
I don't know much about the figurine-sculpting market; are there a lot of small companies who do quality work like this? Is Phicen like the Patek Philippe of the figurine industry, or merely the Tag Heuer?
On the one hand, good for him for not being one of those doll guys who insists on keeping everything in the box.
On the other, I guess that means he's... playing... with these.
If you guys want an antidote to this video, check out this guys work http://noeling.deviantart.com/gallery/ (yeah, yeah, I know it's Deviantart, just trust me though).
|Caminante Nocturno |
This man has too much money.
"A deranged guy likes his action figures anatomically correct."
So I find that I'm just not that satisfied anymore by undressing my kid's Barbies and knocking their groins together. It starts to feel kind of silly and I probably fell below a 50% completion rate. I thought about what this might mean but NOT TO WORRY! I figured it out. They just weren't realistic enough.
Take the stars. No way I am clicking play. My recommendations are already pretty fucked up.
If you're that into realdolls, wouldn't you want them life-sized?
Yeah, I find that confusing too. They also make dolls a little bigger than these but with vaginas big enough to literally fuck if you're into that kinda thing and can't afford a Real Doll.
Blame 4chan for me knowing about this.
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