This is the same type of brilliant innovation I've read about from renaissance era scientists. This is the genuine brilliance that every hack with a start up imagines himself as. This is technology that changes the world.

I also kinda wanna go build a cabin in the woods.

Great, this is how Shover and Pusher robots are going to work. And when they've got all the humans in a valley, they'll make soup, delicious soup!

It walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and carries an AR-15
It has no soul, locus of control, everyone knows it's Grav-bot!
Grav-bot, Grav-bot, on the high ground it's elite
Grav-bot, Grav-bot, its systems don't generate heat!

We are now one strut closer to an actual, functioning PimpBot 5000