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Desc:I think he's cute.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Science & Technology
Tags:Australia, nightmare fuel, road safety, lotsmoreorcs, Patricia Piccinini
Submitted:poorwill
Date:07/24/16
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Comment count is 29
Oscar Wildcat - 2016-07-24
He's the crown of creation.
Robin Kestrel - 2016-07-24
How the hell you gonna drive with no neck, Graham?
Adham Nu'man - 2016-07-24
By crashing a lot, duh.

boner - 2016-07-24
I read robin's comment in the King's Quest narrator voice.

poorwill - 2016-07-24
god bless you, boner

fedex - 2016-07-24
he's got a real purty mouth....


...and ears
Kid Fenris - 2016-07-24
This is straight out of those Tim & Eric video dating spots.
1394 - 2016-07-24
Why so many nipples.
Cube - 2016-07-24
For entertainment, while waiting to be rescued.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2016-07-24
Theyre actually airbags which deploy in the event of a crash (srsly)

Nominal - 2016-07-24
That woman's commentary, it HAS to be a joke...right?
bopeton - 2016-07-24
Yeah I am going to assume that's irony until I learn otherwise.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-24
This thing is frightening enough without smug, patronizing eyes.

15th - 2016-07-24
Art critique is basically about sounding elequent while expressing bat shit crazy conclusions. She's pretty good, must have a Ph.D.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2016-07-24
Is that not the sculptor who made it?

MacGyver Style Bomb - 2016-07-24
It's a Sontaran.
love - 2016-07-24
thank you, I had a sontaran pictured in my head but couldn't remember what it was from.

SolRo - 2016-07-24
Eyes too small, we aren't evolved to go 80mph
Binro the Heretic - 2016-07-24
This reminded me of the "Red Dwarf" novelization.

There's a part about how humans started making genetically-engineered lifeforms to fulfill the roles of machines: vacuum cleaners were replaced by little creatures in plastic cases that scooted around the house licking the floors clean, etc.

So one day a husband came home to find the organic component of his massage chair boning his wife. In a rage, he shot the chair before it could get back inside its upholstery. When the chair owner isn't punished for this, it touches off a rebellion and the organic appliances turn on their masters.

Anyway, this guy looks sort of like the thing I pictured in my head when I read about the living chair. I did picture it hairless, though, and with multiple sets of arms.
Gmork - 2016-07-25
5 stars for the evil of misrepresenting evolution
poorwill - 2016-07-25
go on

Gmork - 2016-07-25
Do I really have to explain why this is stupid / unscientific? Really?

EvilHomer - 2016-07-25
This turns you on, doesn't it.

poorwill - 2016-07-26
yes, please explain

Jeriko-1 - 2016-07-26
Alright, here.

You'd have to live on motherfucking Planet Car Crash. Like all the terrifying traffic in India times 10,000. Any attempt to get behind a wheel to pick up a loaf of bread would mean you only had a 10% chance of survival if even that.

So while evolution is technically represented correctly in the video suggesting the current rate of goddam car accidents could influence it is idiotic. The entire message is SEE HOW UGLY HE IS?!! YOUR UGLY HABITS MAKE YOU UGLY! AND YOU'LL KEEP GETTING UGLIER UNLESS YOU STOP! with evolution as a pretext. Pretexting is never good. It makes you seem like a smug asshole who sincerely believes no one will 'get' you are jerking them around.

poorwill - 2016-07-27
yeah, no shit? the whole point is that it's an absurd scenario. it's fun to take absurd scenarios and examine plausible outcomes.

TeenerTot - 2016-07-25
Also, we would all evolve into white men.
memedumpster - 2016-07-25
Appalachia is a thousand years ahead of the evolutionary curve, apparently.
15th - 2016-07-25
******

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