Oscar Wildcat - 2016-07-24
He's the crown of creation.
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Robin Kestrel - 2016-07-24
How the hell you gonna drive with no neck, Graham?
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poorwill - 2016-07-24 god bless you, boner
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fedex - 2016-07-24
he's got a real purty mouth....
...and ears
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Kid Fenris - 2016-07-24
This is straight out of those Tim & Eric video dating spots.
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1394 - 2016-07-24
Why so many nipples.
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Cube - 2016-07-24 For entertainment, while waiting to be rescued.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2016-07-24 Theyre actually airbags which deploy in the event of a crash (srsly)
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Nominal - 2016-07-24
That woman's commentary, it HAS to be a joke...right?
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bopeton - 2016-07-24 Yeah I am going to assume that's irony until I learn otherwise.
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15th - 2016-07-24 Art critique is basically about sounding elequent while expressing bat shit crazy conclusions. She's pretty good, must have a Ph.D.
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MacGyver Style Bomb - 2016-07-24
It's a Sontaran.
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SolRo - 2016-07-24
Eyes too small, we aren't evolved to go 80mph
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Binro the Heretic - 2016-07-24
This reminded me of the "Red Dwarf" novelization.
There's a part about how humans started making genetically-engineered lifeforms to fulfill the roles of machines: vacuum cleaners were replaced by little creatures in plastic cases that scooted around the house licking the floors clean, etc.
So one day a husband came home to find the organic component of his massage chair boning his wife. In a rage, he shot the chair before it could get back inside its upholstery. When the chair owner isn't punished for this, it touches off a rebellion and the organic appliances turn on their masters.
Anyway, this guy looks sort of like the thing I pictured in my head when I read about the living chair. I did picture it hairless, though, and with multiple sets of arms.
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Gmork - 2016-07-25
5 stars for the evil of misrepresenting evolution
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Gmork - 2016-07-25 Do I really have to explain why this is stupid / unscientific? Really?
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EvilHomer - 2016-07-25 This turns you on, doesn't it.
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poorwill - 2016-07-26 yes, please explain
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poorwill - 2016-07-27 yeah, no shit? the whole point is that it's an absurd scenario. it's fun to take absurd scenarios and examine plausible outcomes.
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TeenerTot - 2016-07-25
Also, we would all evolve into white men.
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memedumpster - 2016-07-25
Appalachia is a thousand years ahead of the evolutionary curve, apparently.
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