Able to out-douche the douchebag lawyers. This man has talent.

Am I the only one that seems to feel that there is a difference between the two?

The cockeye is more exaggerated and permanent, he's a little more chill...he just wants to barbecue in his backyard and wouldn't mind grilling the veggie burgers you bought before the meat. His twin cousin that ran a show for a decade wouldn't taken your burgers, mashed them up with some ground meat and shoved it down your throat with a flag.