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Desc:Start Knot Week off with some basics
Category:Educational, Science & Technology
Tags:rope, boats, Sailing, knots, Knot Week
Submitted:William Burns
Date:08/10/16
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Comment count is 14
Cena_mark
Knots suck. I don't use them.
EvilHomer
Well, that makes sense. Knots are for sailors, not puddle pirates.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
OOOOOooooooooHHHH!!!

Cena_mark
I'm totally a sailor. I just don't tie knots.

EvilHomer
Sailors tie knots. You do not tie knots, ergo, not a sailor.

I mean, why else do you think they're called "sailing knots"? Duh.

EvilHomer
Maybe if you went and trained on the Eagle alongside the Coast Guard Special Forces, you'd be able to handle knots?

Cena_mark
Special forces? The Eagle exists just to look pretty and teach academy dorks how to pull ropes.

William Burns
Do they make velcro boat hitches?

EvilHomer
When you capture a pirate, you'll be thanking your lucky stars that the CG Special Forces are on hand to tie him up.

Cena_mark
I'm not a BM I just make them.

EvilHomer
Wait, how can YOU make Boatswain's Mates? I thought you didn't know anything about knots? The Coast Guard isn't very professional, but I know they wouldn't let you train Boatswain's Mates unless you knew how to make a proper knot.

Cena_mark
No, that was poop joke.

EvilHomer
ooooh...

You're not a poop? Of course you're not, nobody said you were, how is that funny?

memedumpster
If you don't tie knots, your boat has no sails.
If your boat has no sails, you're not a sailor.

You're a motorboater.

Motorboaters are way less cool than sailors.

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