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Comment count is 14
Cena_mark - 2016-08-10

Knots suck. I don't use them.

EvilHomer - 2016-08-10

Well, that makes sense. Knots are for sailors, not puddle pirates.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2016-08-10


Cena_mark - 2016-08-10

I'm totally a sailor. I just don't tie knots.

EvilHomer - 2016-08-10

Sailors tie knots. You do not tie knots, ergo, not a sailor.

I mean, why else do you think they're called "sailing knots"? Duh.

EvilHomer - 2016-08-10

Maybe if you went and trained on the Eagle alongside the Coast Guard Special Forces, you'd be able to handle knots?

Cena_mark - 2016-08-10

Special forces? The Eagle exists just to look pretty and teach academy dorks how to pull ropes.

William Burns - 2016-08-10

Do they make velcro boat hitches?

EvilHomer - 2016-08-10

When you capture a pirate, you'll be thanking your lucky stars that the CG Special Forces are on hand to tie him up.

Cena_mark - 2016-08-10

I'm not a BM I just make them.

EvilHomer - 2016-08-10

Wait, how can YOU make Boatswain's Mates? I thought you didn't know anything about knots? The Coast Guard isn't very professional, but I know they wouldn't let you train Boatswain's Mates unless you knew how to make a proper knot.

Cena_mark - 2016-08-10

No, that was poop joke.

EvilHomer - 2016-08-11


You're not a poop? Of course you're not, nobody said you were, how is that funny?

memedumpster - 2016-08-13

If you don't tie knots, your boat has no sails.
If your boat has no sails, you're not a sailor.

You're a motorboater.

Motorboaters are way less cool than sailors.

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