turn autofocus off, guy

that toad has terrible aim

HE'S SO FAT

The toad equivalent of the 700 pound man

"He's got a belly like you!" How did I know frog owner was fat already?

Fuck reptiles. Mammals forever, baby.

I thought you weren't supposed to feed herps live things - if they bite or scratch, your smooth greenish friend could die of an infection. And mice that can walk can probably gnaw.