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Desc:Hey Metal Gear's back! And... Oh no...
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Video Games
Tags:Konami, Metal Gear, FucKonami
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Sanest Man Alive
Seems legit!

Wonder if there will be pachinko...
Killer Joe
I'll bet you a cold one there'll be microtransactions!

New MGS game involves time travel portals and crystal-head zombies. HAHAHA LOL GOOD JOKE GUYS VERY FUNNY.

Wait....Oh. Ooooh. Ooohhhhhhhh.......
This kinda reminds me of that oil fetus thing.
What's the point of using the expensive spinney-explodey glowing arrow thing when the previous scene shows that a knife tied to a stick works just fine?
Sanest Man Alive
You may as well ask "what's the point of video games?"

No. I'm talking about even in-world it doesn't make sense.

I'd be fine with it if they all used stupidly impractical weapons, but one of them is being very practical and the other is being stupid.

Did they cut a roid-head shooting anti-tank rockets at individual 'totally not zombies, they have crystal heads so obviously not zombies!' zombies?

Nah- Sanest Man Alive is right. Video games.

In maybe half of the games out there you can do attacks where you hit the ground and transfer a shock wave to hurt your opponent. Try to knock over a empty coke hand that way sometime in real life for a little taste of how much energy you are wasting.

Albuquerque Halsey
They could have just made a game about a random military outpost that got sucked into BrownDustBadVille, but METAL GEAR.

4 stars for JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Born in the RSR
Was this made because they do or don't do market research? Because I can't tell.
William Burns
If this zombie defense plot wasn't caused by writer's room day-drinking, I'm sure it facilitated plenty of it.

I imagine the concept was cobbled together by marketing/sales based on which recent games have made the most money/social media hits.

'I want the script for my awesome idea on my desk by the end of the week'

I love how great the cinematography is in the part that Kojima directed and how it immediately goes to generic shit immediately after they cut away from it.
I'm not being snarky when I say this:

Which part did Kojima direct? The entire clip seemed of a piece to me.

The first few seconds that were directly lifted from MGS5

Meh Gear Solid
At last! A Metal Gear game with none of the tactical stealth that made the series so popular, but all the horrible fucking boss/powerful enemy fight parts that everyone hates!
So we turned it into Resident Evil and set it in an alternate dimension so the plot could be as irrelevant to the franchise as possible. But to preserve the feel of MGS, all cutscenes will be 80 minutes long and you will have several long conversations with the zombies about how terrible nuclear weapons are.
This trailer is like watching the corpse of a loved one being raped.
Two Jar Slave
Looks like Metal Gear, all right.
Zombie survival with crafting, only Metal Gear! Sounds like a game designed by a boardroom.
William Burns
Yeah, the boardroom at a TOILET FACTORY

No Snake's Sky
Maggot Brain
Nano-machines, brother.
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