She'll be in big trouble when they stop picking up her stuff. You don't fuck with garbage men. In NYC they're as picky as ever, but you have to play by their rules or else.
Garbage isn't even the same business in suburbia.
Everyone out here owns a vehicle. If they have any money at all, as in their household earns even a little above the poverty line, they own a big truck. Garbage pickup service is a luxury if you own a vehicle and live within 15 miles of no traffic from the closest municipal dump, not a necessity. For what they charge, you can kind of understand why people might lose their shit over being jerked around by garbage men. I know I have before.
One of the nice things about living in apartment here is you don't have to deal with the trash jerks anymore.
You must live in some kind of Mad Max-esque hellscape, because when I lived in rural Ohio where houses were on average about a half mile apart, garbage pickup was still provided by the local government.
"Thank you Jesus Christ for video" indeed.
This is why I pray to climate change. I call it Paschal's Payoff.
Why does she keep wandering away?
Or this is the first time she has ever felt in control (real or not) and is overwhelmed by the alien chemicals from her endocrine system saying she is not utter shit today. Mania.
Or, perhaps she is experiencing wrestlemania, which is a state of spiritual awareness.
Used to be. I think JC Penney has killed whatever traces of spirituality still clung to wrestlemania.
Xavier Woods, WTF?
If "ba ba baby ba ba baby dada dada dada dada" doesn't end up in a remix, I'll be disappointed.
Oh...it gets weirder.
Don't drop more trash in the road, he already picked up your four bags
Who's going to pick this mess? Why you're going to pick up this mess, because you are a garbage man!
i like to imagine this guy just quit a customer service job the day before this happened
Why did the chicken lady cross the road?
Yes, yes, but which one of these two people votes Democrat? Which one votes Republican? I need to know so, that I can decide who and what I'm about to get mad at.
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