I've had this conversation with friends' kids numerous times.
Man, I was never brave enough to kick the monsters' asses when I was a kid.
That kid doesn't mince words, doesn't talk no shit.
You're just afraid she's gonna kick your ass.
children are boring and otherwise scary.
Needs "Smack My Bitch Up" soundtrack.
He will come out, and kick my ass.
Say what you will, the kid's logic is impecable.
It's good to know there are still badass kids out there.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"If he come in here, he gonna kick MY ask!" THIS LITTLE GIRL IS MY NEW HERO
She will kick ask first, ask questions later.
j lzrd / swift idiot
God, I love the shrug she does when she explains what is so frightfully obvious about the Ask Kicker Monsters to mom. This kid has the "Well DUH" body language down to a science. Even her eyebrows scream, "Hey, it's not like I wanna kick the monster's ask, but it's a situation of kick ask or be ask kicked!"
That girl brings some serious sac.
|The God of Biscuits |
That kid doesn't like repeating herself either. "I SAID, 'I'm gonna kick his ass."
I like the "Ohhhhh." at the end.
|Jeff Fries |
The accent makes it
|Pie Boy |
I wish more kids cussed. it's great.
Excuse me, how is this "bad parenting?"
I agree, this is great parenting!
I'll bet she's afraid of the dreaded Sparkling Wiggle.
|Syd Midnight |
My neighbors little niece had a similar revelation, except her version was "I'll kick'em in the BOOTY." Then she went through a phase where whenever anyone made her nervous, she'd maneuver behind them, get a running start, and do it. To dogs, too. I never saw anyo0ne yell at her, because that is just awesome.
Awesome kid. I've heard kids do worse; it was funny but accidental and I probably shouldn't have cussed so much around those kids. "Hey, you want to play this game with me?" "No, I don't want to play that shit." "What shit?" "Oh jeez. Uh. Forget I said that. That's a big people word."
Funny for Americans steeped in thousand years of crippling moralism.
The thousand years of America?
My four year old cousin watching me play Mario once told me to "Kill the fucker!"
The mom's positive reaction makes the child think saying the word is good (look at her face; so she's so pleased with making mom laugh), so I'm glad I got to see her correct the behavior in the end.
Yeah, that's where the "bad parenting" tag comes into play. She is three and reacting to positive reinforcement. Of course it's possible that Kassie's mom doesn't understand this concept. "She just keeps on saying the word! I don't know why! Hee hee!"
Who does this girl think she is, Beowulf?
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