Stopheles 
"Ohhhhhhhh...."
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kingarthur
I've had this conversation with friends' kids numerous times.
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fluffy
Man, I was never brave enough to kick the monsters' asses when I was a kid.
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Crucifried
That kid doesn't mince words, doesn't talk no shit.
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Cheese You're just afraid she's gonna kick your ass.
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BAC
children are boring and otherwise scary.
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bopeton
Needs "Smack My Bitch Up" soundtrack.
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athodyd
He will come out, and kick my ass.
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oddeye
awesome
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Exegesis_Saves
Say what you will, the kid's logic is impecable.
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tamago
It's good to know there are still badass kids out there.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
"If he come in here, he gonna kick MY ask!" THIS LITTLE GIRL IS MY NEW HERO
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Quad9Damage She will kick ask first, ask questions later.
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j lzrd / swift idiot God, I love the shrug she does when she explains what is so frightfully obvious about the Ask Kicker Monsters to mom. This kid has the "Well DUH" body language down to a science. Even her eyebrows scream, "Hey, it's not like I wanna kick the monster's ask, but it's a situation of kick ask or be ask kicked!"
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Camonk
That girl brings some serious sac.
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The God of Biscuits
Parenting FTW
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Quad9Damage
That kid doesn't like repeating herself either. "I SAID, 'I'm gonna kick his ass."
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Hooper_X
I like the "Ohhhhh." at the end.
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Jeff Fries
The accent makes it
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Pie Boy
Gangsta.
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juiceboxtheeverliving
I wish more kids cussed. it's great.
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Vicious
Excuse me, how is this "bad parenting?"
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VorpalGuy
I agree, this is great parenting!
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Repomancer
I'll bet she's afraid of the dreaded Sparkling Wiggle.
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Syd Midnight
My neighbors little niece had a similar revelation, except her version was "I'll kick'em in the BOOTY." Then she went through a phase where whenever anyone made her nervous, she'd maneuver behind them, get a running start, and do it. To dogs, too. I never saw anyo0ne yell at her, because that is just awesome.
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kingofthenothing
Awesome kid. I've heard kids do worse; it was funny but accidental and I probably shouldn't have cussed so much around those kids. "Hey, you want to play this game with me?" "No, I don't want to play that shit." "What shit?" "Oh jeez. Uh. Forget I said that. That's a big people word."
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LetsFistAgain
Funny for Americans steeped in thousand years of crippling moralism.
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Vicious The thousand years of America?
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MightierThanTheSword
My four year old cousin watching me play Mario once told me to "Kill the fucker!"
The mom's positive reaction makes the child think saying the word is good (look at her face; so she's so pleased with making mom laugh), so I'm glad I got to see her correct the behavior in the end.
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Quad9Damage Yeah, that's where the "bad parenting" tag comes into play. She is three and reacting to positive reinforcement. Of course it's possible that Kassie's mom doesn't understand this concept. "She just keeps on saying the word! I don't know why! Hee hee!"
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