http://www.theonion.com/article/loved-ones-recall-local-mans-cowar dly-battle-with--772

Going through renal cancer didn't speak much to my mom's character because it fucking killed her lol what a dumb useless bitch I'm glad she's dead

Also one time I thought I lost my wallet and I had to bum friends to pay for dinner but later it turned out I'd just left it on top of the washing machine, UGH GAWD that was worse than getting a tumor tit lopped off probably

Of greater importance to her statement is the mention of her grandma talking with her about her choice of career and supporting her in that choice, but hey, I can let a bug crawl up my butt too.

Oh hey then it was the acceptance of her career, her support, and her open-mindedness that spoke to her character. The fact that she suffered through a randomly delivered horrible experience is completely irrelevant. And yet, that kind of suffering is often mentioned anyways. The world is a strange and mysterious place.

Don't let me stop you from removing that bug. I hear they're a real bitch to get rid of. Perhaps that can be a stand-in for a cancer experience. Maybe if you're lucky some idiot friend and/or family member will cite its removal as a reason they admire you.

I survived cancer only because I didn't want to die.

Oh you know, Peter North or Aphex Twin, whichever really.

Mine is Rainbow Dash, because she's really brave, and she always pushes herself to be the best.

This guy: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=87990

I had a hero, but she died.

My hero is Sarah Shevon

Jill Stein! Now there's a warrant out for her, for misdemeanor vandalism. Will she go on the run like Lorenzo Lamas in "Renegade", traveling from town to town warning people about the dangers of wi-fi and vaccinations?

http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/09/07/arrest-warrant-issued-jil l-stein-vandalism-investigation

I'd vote for Jill Stein if her running mate was Johnny Sixkiller!

I thought you didn't like Jill Stein, Bort? Glad to learn I was mistaken, and that IS a good answer! I was kinda hoping to get serious answers from people, so thanks for that. She's definitely a person worthy of admiration, whether she's in the White House or fighting for justice town-by-town.

Bobby SixHEALER would use his Native American wisdom and pan flute non-diegetic music to remove toxins from people's body and restore them to perfect health, to the perpetual consternation of the Big Pharma exec who is hounding Jill Stein at every turn.

Geeze. I just read a few articles on it, and both the story and the coverage really says a lot about what the United States has become.

I won't discuss it here, since this video is for discussing porn stars and heroism, but Mr Bort, perhaps you could submit your favorite news story and/or vlog?

Bort recommends Nancy LeTourneau as particularly clear-headed, informative, and even-handed. For example:

http://washingtonmonthly.com/2016/09/07/obama-focuses-on-endin g-the-cold-war-in-asia-and-latin-america/

My hero is the same as Matthew McConaughey's, which is Mathew McConaughey in five years.

Seriously though, I don't think a have one. Maybe Mark Twain?

She should have just named Master Splinter. No one could object to that, because he's a wise ferret or whatever.

I liked her answer. Her and that Asian chick who sells her mom's lingerie to her fans, they win this round.

She forgot to mention the reptilians.

Protecting her welfare, i guess. Known fact that reptilians run the porn industry.

This

2:32

There was no such universe, and the best Doctor was David Tennant.

I'm not saying that as a subjective judgement, either. Subjectively, I think I prefer Matt Smith. No, no, rigorous statistical studies have been done on the Best Doctor question, and these studies have found that Tennant is the best, almost half a mean rating-point higher than Pertwee (who is a mere fifth).

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/nov/22/doctor-who-b est-doctor

*****

"My cat" is the most acceptable answer given.

3:22 is the worst.

Agreed.