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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

In the inevitable romantic comedy, I see Russell Brand in the Thunderf00t role, and Mila Kunis as Anita.


William Burns - 2016-09-18

I get more of a Sarah Silverman/Zach Galafanakis comedy/horror vibe.


Oscar Wildcat - 2016-09-18

Classic Meg Ryan - Billy Crystal RomCom material.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

Glen Close, F Murray Abraham


EvilHomer - 2016-09-18

Thunderfoot and Anita Sarkeesian.


Caminante Nocturno - 2016-09-18

Eric Andre in whiteface and a sewer rat in a wig.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

Okay, who am I going to have to fuck to get some damn stars for my video?


Oscar Wildcat - 2016-09-18

When you post the Orc tribute.


bongoprophet - 2016-09-18

here, cuz you seem unduly hated at times and I haven't figured out why


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

I am indeed hated, by all the right people.


That guy - 2016-09-18

And you're apathy-ed for being tiresome lately by all the right people, too.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

>>>And you're apathy-ed for being tiresome lately by all the right people, too.

Wait, what?

>>And you're apathy-ed for being tiresome lately by all the right people, too.

Wow, that's really hurtful. Could you repeat that one more time, just so I'm sure I understood?

>>And you're apathy-ed for being tiresome lately by all the right people, too.

Well that's just ... WHAT?


That guy - 2016-09-19

QED


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-19

>>>Q.E.D. is an initialism of the Latin phrase quod erat demonstrandum, meaning "which is what had to be shown". The phrase is traditionally placed in its abbreviated form at the end of a mathematical proof or philosophical argument when the original proposition has been exactly restated as the conclusion of the demonstration. The abbreviation thus signals the completion of the proof.

I bet you use that one all the time, don't you?


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

>>I bet you use that one all the time, don't you?

If Mr Guy frequently proves his arguments, then yes, he will use the phrase all the time. QED.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-19

Are you saying that he proved mathematically that I am "apathy-ed"? Do you really want to hitch your wagon to this rhetorical star?


That guy - 2016-09-19

you are apathycious


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

>>Are you saying that he proved mathematically that I am "apathy-ed"?

"at the end of a mathematical proof or philosophical argument"

As per the very definition which you copied, pasted, and (presumably) read! Mr Guy does not need to "mathematically prove" anything in order to invoke the term "QED". He can also make a philosophical argument - or rather, as is the case here, you yourself can provide ample, axiomatic proof for his argument, at which point he may declare his argument as having been shown.

And at any rate, if you paid attention to what I was saying, you'd see that my comment above neither confirmed nor denied the truth of Mr Guy's claims regarding your apathy. Rather, my comment was in response to your general claim about Mr Guy's behavior and arguments. In other words, I said nothing about you being apathy-ed, I simply replied to your question, "I bet you use that one all the time, don't you?" Thus, your last response is moot.

You know by now that I hitch my wagon to whatever "rhetorical star" is factually or logically correct.


EvilHomer - 2016-09-18

I don't get it.


William Burns - 2016-09-18

That's because they forgot to make a joke.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

Here's the original, if you're not familiar. Maybe that will help.

https://youtu.be/WK4HHaNhcgU

I think it's hilarious, but your smilage may vary.


William Burns - 2016-09-18

Everyone on the planet is familiar with that song. Old people and babies all know that song. It won a grammy and was on Glee and in video games and probably in some movie. I just don't see any sort of joke going on here. Sarkeesian sounds like Streisand, kind of? Is that the joke?


Gmork - 2016-09-18

Never heard of it.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2019-07-02

If it's funny, it's because Dr. f00t's apparent obsession with Anita is funny. His way of always getting around to talking about her is funny. His English comtempt is funny. Above all, the way he says "Anita Sarkeesian" over and over is hilarious. There's no joke. I just took what was already ineffably funny to me, and isolated it in an absurd context. To me, it's pretty amusing.


Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2016-09-18

I just read up on who thunderfoot is on encyclopaedia dramatica. I like that site, its writing style of equally vile scorn for all its subject matter, I think, is the only palatable way to absorb such information.


StanleyPain - 2016-09-19

He used to be a well respected science vlogger who also countered creationist claims a-la potholer54, then he discovered women are allowed to have opinions and jobs and actual free will these days and don't have to get male permission to exist and ever since then he has spent his entire life being angry about it to the point where his one decent scientific reputation is now in the toilet.

That's the basic summary.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

https://youtu.be/SpgBkpb7xlU

Here's the video that inspired me. I didn't submit this, because I was pretty sure that if I mentioned BLANK BLANKERS one more time, Homer would have an aneurysm.

The joke is Thunderf00t, who either has an obsession with Anita Sarkeesian that rivals Ahab's obsession with the whale, or is using her to pump up his you tube revenues in the most cynical, amoral way imaginable.


EvilHomer - 2016-09-18

So Thunderfoot is your alt, then?

I thought his videos were about global warming, or dinosaurs, or something?


William Burns - 2016-09-18

You should have submitted that video instead! H. Bomber is hilarious. I just submitted his hour-and-a-half Fallout 3 review, which is proving more divisive than I would have predicted.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

ABSOLUTELY, H Bomber Guy is amazing, at more than one level. The best part is that laugh of his. He just cracks up at something and I don't know if its genuine, but I m laughing just as loud. And he's so penetrating, and so great at inventing visual jokes. I'd been toying with the udea of becoming a you tube pundit, but h bomb does it better than I ever could.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

Out of literally dozens of anti-anita screeds, the most hilariously insane was when he claimed that Sarkeesian had personally gotten him banned from Twitrter. The evidence he provides is easy to disprove, but none of his dimwitted followers gave it a second thought. A Voice For Men posted thevideo and declared THE CLOD OF THUNDER'S accusation "CONFIRMED".

Dr Phil topped it off with a suggestion that Phil has been faking email threats that alluded to his videos, based on a theory involving an english email server that makes Intelligent Design look... intelligent! I mean, THIS GUY is supposed to be a scientist?

And through it all, Anita Sarkeesion continues to stoke all this obssesive outrage and outright paranoia in Phil and his peers by cranking out videos that are about as compelling as watching paint dry...in slow motion. And it goes on and on

https://youtu.be/brZXECDLtpc

I think that its ironic and absurd that the likes of Dr. Phil and Davis Aurini make money by accusing ANYONE of being dishonest or a scam artist. To me, the Barbra Streisand riff evokes the absurdity in a way that I and maybe no one else finds amusing.

So thats the joke, Wiliam Burns. If you don't enjoy it, I'm sure you don't need me to tell you of the depth of heartfelt sincerity of my apology for inconveniencing you. You know how sorry I am.

RIGHT?


William Burns - 2016-09-18

I accept your apology. Now go submit H. Bomber videos instead.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

You're welcome.


Nominal - 2016-09-18

The only people who pay attention to Thunderf00t are people who can't shut up about how people should stop paying attention to Thunderf00t.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-18

>>>The only people who pay attention to Thunderf00t are people who can't shut up about how people should stop paying attention to Thunderf00t.

(FACEPALM)

Why would anyone want people to stop paying attention to Thunderf00t? His followers clearly aren't paying ENOUGH attention, and anybody else who isn't paying attention is missing a great show!


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

Hey John, thanks to your submissions, I've been getting some really bizarre recommended videos. Did you know New Boxxy and Laura Southern collaborate together? Have you ever seen their videos? What do you think of that pairing?


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

(by New Boxxy, I mean that one girl you like, the girl who looks like Boxxy but is not Boxxy. Sexier than Catie, not quite as geeky, her name isn't Shoenice but it's shoe-something?)


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-19

You're talking about Shoe On Head, who I knew as June in her pre-gamergate days. She's actually been around for a while, so it may be more accurate to call her "Evil Boxxy".

I used to like June, and she did a video recently that I found worth discussing. She's working with Lauren Southern? (Cringe) Yeah, that makes sense.


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFsFZwpB-tE

There's a special place in hell for people who don't support these two women.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-10-19

Well, at least it's a SPECIAL place.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-19

June may be sexy now, but Long Island girls don't age well. Ever see Amy Fisher's sex tape? It'll make you cringe with your whole body.


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

What about her mom? How's the Elder Mrs June?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-09-19

Don't force me to apathy you.


EvilHomer - 2016-09-19

It's the other way around, John. You are not the one doing the apathy, you are the one being apathy-ed.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-10-19

It's important to you that I care, isn't it, Homer?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-10-19

You know, those backdrops were mostly hand-drawn on my android phone. When you're working on one of these things, it's impossible to get a sense of how they'll be recieved. My most popular video is some reedited Twin Peaks footage, made before I even knew how to use decent editing software. Edited on something called KINO. I think it's a piece of shit. It got a quarter million views, and still more every day. This one, I thought it was great, It got two thumbs down within 15 minutes of uploading. Someone is subscribed to me just so that he/she can give my videos thumbs down.

And that was the only response. I finally gave it a thumbs up myself.

You can't predict it, you can't control it, you might as well not care about it.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2019-07-02

If it's funny, it's because Dr. f00t's apparent obsession with Anita is funny. His way of always getting around to talking about her is funny. His English comtempt is funny. Above all, the way he says "Anita Sarkeesian" over and over is hilarious. There's no joke. I just took what was already ineffably funny to me, and isolated it in an absurd context. To me, it's pretty amusing. Still makes me smile three years later.


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