Oh wow!

Alright, that thing is awesome.

Bombs of hot oil flying through my house? Sign me up!

Oil must get splattered everywhere

Your life is a lot better than mine.

the 800 lb man wants to marry you

you win show & tell hands down

You lucky, greasy son of a bitch

is it just me, or do you have a mystery door of some kind?

You gonna get faaaaaat

Get this man some frosting and sprinkles!

This is not what I though when I read that title. Not by a long shot.

I like to imagine that it fires the donuts directly into his mouth.

I don't understand! James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!