Do we have a 'flopsweat' tag?

Jesus, that load screen says it all. Do I even need to watch??

Well, if you name the child Bailey, you're just asking for this kind of shit to happen.

JUST KIDDING!

Seriously though, there are no winners here.

So much going on here.

Two guys who couldn't control their dicks enter a verbal cagematch.

The phone call didn't sound that creepy considering how many years I've watched Chris-Chan work his galpals.

"Listen to how creepy this sounds!" reminds me of sitcom laugh track.

They're no longer using Perverted Justice. That's wise after the massive cockups that happened last time.

Hansen has aged badly. He no longer has the charisma to exude that trademark smugness. Now he just looks grizzled and angry.

I'm glad the cops aren't jumping out of the bushes, screaming and pointing their guns in every direction, including each other's faces.

Female Detective: "I know what that means to me." The game sucks, doesn't it, lady?

I clicked on this expecting to see Issac, Taylor and Zac vs. the Predator.

Recording the desktop is the new videoing the TV?

"I just wanted to get to know her! I find 13 year olds fascinating individuals."

This crap still has no redeemable features. And I'm still transfixed.

Fuck.

I honestly thought this was going to be Hanson (the boy band) vs the Alien Predator.

So so disappointed.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.