"I need to drive it before taking it home, you know, before putting it in my garage."
Cue Hotel California.
|The Mothership |
I wonder what that poor little girl thinks of it all.
|That guy |
She likes me for me!!
Not because I sing like Pavarotti
Or because I am such a hottie
I like her for her
Not because she's phat like Cindy Crawford
She has got so much to offer
Why does she waste all her time with me
There must be something there that I don't see
I had to take a class at Smith college once. There were always the rattiest looking neckbeards walking around campus, presumably hoping to score in a zero competition environment.
If only the realize their looks aren't the problem.
Actually that doesn't really make sense in the context of your post, disregard.
my dad did the russian bride thing.
Wait, were you the one who liveblogged his dad's Russian bride arriving on the Poe Red forums about 12 years ago? Because that was on of the more memorable things that ever happened on there, as far as I'm concerned.
no, wasn't me.
They spent a lot of time yelling at each other and neglecting her son. My father passed away about 5 years ago but she still stayed with him until the end.
Well... I certainly feel better about myself.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
I know two guys who travelled abroad to meet women through a matchmaking company. One found a wife, the other found chlamydia. That's a pretty good track record, actually.
At least the chlamydia goes away after a bottle of pills!
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