TALKING REALLY LOUD WITH A CONSTANT MONOTONE MEANS I AM INDISPUTABLY RIGHT! IT IS A FACT!
Like an overflowing outhouse through a jet engine.
Apparently this guy is not familiar with a little something called "axial tilt" or "precession." Something that had been figured out possibly as early as the 11th or 12th century, you fuckstick.
He has such a lovely, soothing voice.
Also, when things are really far away, they won't appear to move to the naked eye... He seems to know this.
Also-- what about the satellites we place into orbit? The thousands of people in different countries all over the world who work on space projects-- are they all just part of the conspiracy?
What about airplane pilots that fly between continents? Why does it take the same amount of fuel to fly from North America to Europe as it does from South America to Africa?
What about all the fiber optic cable we lay in the oceans? Is AT&T lying about how much they have to use in the Southern hemisphere? Are all the sailors and fishermen and submarine crews all part of the conspiracy too?
AHHHHH. ITS SO FUCKING STUPIIIDDDD
The answer to all of these questions, and many more, is -- Jesus.
Love this. Many thoughts. Where to begin?
- Even if he were right, it wouldn't be reverse engineering. It'd be the Texas sharpshooter fallacy. But he's not right, any more than he is a non-garbage human.
- Awesome surprise swastika at 6:27. A++++ would heil again.
- I had a class on philosophy of science where I learned about the Prutenic Tables -- basically, 16th century Germans were using star charts created from Copernicus's system, even though they still believed in a geocentric universe.
- But even in those days, they still knew the earth was a fucking sphere(oid). Flat earth isn't an old theory that never went away, it's a relatively new conspiracy theory for people who aren't content with more plausible ones, like all weather being manmade.
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