Yeah, but he ain't woman enough to take my man!

Also notice the undertones on his face when the lights are off.

This would explain that time Trump gave birth to Idris Elba.

It's funny because I was musing this same thing!

I was thinking about the whole 'Our Universe Is a Simulation' thing and I started to think. Okay so to humor this let's say our Universe is in fact a simulation. Our original bodies are all slumbering in stasis on the way to our new home on a planet light years away from earth. What we call 'reality' is a computer giving our minds something to do. After many centuries we actually reach this planet and the pods start to rouse us. How funny it would be if Trump is suddenly jarred awake to the real world and realizes he's been a black woman the whole time.

Counterpoint: Black women don't a shit about Rosie O'Donnell. That's an old white guy move.

Of course, this doesn't change the fact that Mitch McConnell is some sort of turtle demon.