|The Mothership |
I didn't expect to be as horrified as I was. 5 stars!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Some poor Dreamworks asshole mockingly suggested this idea at a meeting, and the sarcastic smirk on his face slowly turned into a depressed frown as he realized what he he had done.
As an animator I gotta say, the facial anim on the baby before he speaks, is really nice. Had to be, to get across all the information it does in such a short time.
But yeah, otherwise this looks terrible.
No diaper poop jokes, I am dissapointed
They wouldn't blow that load in the trailer.
Yee-hee-hee! We're taking the entire 6th Fleet to Candy Island? - Those are the admiral's orders.
It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of admiral.
Gee! I never thought I'd say this about a movie, but this is kind of stupid.
All joking aside, this seems fine. I am assuming that the narrative is framed by the elder child, an unreliable narrator who extends the "boss" metaphor (common amongst older children dealing with a newly-born sibling) into a prolonged hallucination of his brother *literally* being a boss. As he grows to know, understand, and even love his brother, the boss-hallucination will melt away and the reality of his brother's non-boss true from will finally come crashing in - just moments before a NEW addition to the family arrives, an adopted sister from war-torn Syria.
It's donald trump, except his hands are finally proportional to his body.
|Maggot Brain |
Okay, time to make some movies...
Hot Dog Accountant
Llama Taxi Diver
Brillo pad Life-coach
Wedding Planner that is Two Kids in a Trench Coat.
Matt Le Blanc is your Undercover Nanny
Love in a Call Center
Lemur Park Ranger
Grasshopper Runs for Mayor Against All Odds
Shark Dentist: It's Funny Because Sharks Have a Lot of Teeth
Chef Who is A Talking Potato, But It's Not Weird Because None of His Dishes Involve Potatoes
A Pair of Sunglasses That Ironically Gets Picked on Because He Doesn't Know How to be Cool
Pope Tampon 2: The Hip Hop Musical! (songs by Macklemore)
29rd President of the United States Warren G. Harding in: "Outer Space Hijinks!"
This Pumpkin Will Judge You!
Anthony Hopkins stars as a dying alcoholic desperately trying to atone for his mistakes and beg forgiveness from the children he abandoned, in Martin Scorsese's "Pope Tampon 3: Hawaiian Dance Party!" Also Shrek is there.
See, I would totally watch Wedding Planner that is Two Kids in a Trench Coat.
But Llama Taxi driver?
That's just stupid.
I should make it clear that llama taxi driver would be re make of Taxi Driver only instead of Robert DeNero we have llama. It's the exact same movie only with a llama, also we're going to hammer home the point that the llama asperges's syndrome.
Well... that's sort of a new premise? I mean "talking baby" isn't a new idea but weird CEO baby is.
I don't know what to think. It looks strange and un-funny, but more interesting than another zany fairy tale retelling, or ham-fisted racial parable about blue people trying to fit in.
It's hard to tell what it's actually about other than its premise. It must have an actual plot too, right?
I guess I'd be willing to give it a shot as long as I was assured there were no more than one or two diaper jokes.
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