Top Three Funniest Bits from Hillary's Speech (all quotes verbatim)
3: "Donald, after listening to your speech, I will also enjoy listening to Mike Pence deny that you ever gave it."
2: "This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here. And as you’ve already heard, it’s a treat for all of you too, because usually I charge a lot for speeches like this."
1: "We’ve each released our medical records. My blood pressure is 100/70. His is 'unbelievably great.' My cholesterol is 189, his is 'presidential.' My heart rate is 72 beats per minute, his is 'the most beats ever, or the least beats ever, whichever sounds best.'
"But Donald really is as healthy as a horse: You know, the one Vladimir Putin rides around on."
|Jet Bin Fever |
I was laughing at his jokes for all the right reasons.
This year more than ever, I'm embarrassed to be an American.
Who wrote this shit?
This is some X Pac heat right here. Folks are just fed up with his shit.
Donald Trump gets boobed.
It occurred to me that he intended piss everyone off so badly that Hillary (who went right after him) would not be able to salvage the situation. Once he killed the mood, there was nothing she could do to fix it. I may just be paranoid, though.
|Maggot Brain |
He wasn't doing half bad until he said "Hillary hates Catholics!" Classic classy Trump.
Yeah, where the fuck did that come from anyway? It's like he forgot where and what he was doing and instead of cracking jokes and roasting his opponent he took it as an opportunity to make accusations against her in a setting where she couldn't respond.
I think it's a pro-life thing to assume pro-choice people hate Catholics.
I'm glad to see your candidates entertaining those boy fuckers. Lord knows they need a laugh!
Trump's plagiarism joke about his wife?
He plagiarized it!
I don't think that it should be over looked, but as bad as most of the jokes were, his delivery is fucking abysmal. 4th graders doing oral reports before a class have less pauses than Trump reading off that script.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
What a deeply unpleasant man.
All my stars are for the faces of the two guys sitting on either side of Trump.
God, Tammany Hall got such a bad rap.
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