There really is nothing so offputting as someone else's fetish.

FUCK YOU fetish bastards, ruining the only thing pure on this planet, peanut butter

" It feels like you're sitting under a cow and they do a big poo on you." Nice.

What a waste of peanut butter. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

"wow-so much peanut butter-must have felt nice though-you can hardly see teir face"

I blame that old Nickelodeonn show. and society.

I'm sort of afraid to know how he knows what being shit on by a cow feels like