"What am I going to do with him? Oh, I'm going to make a 1950's sitcom housewife jump up on a chair and scream. WHAT IN HELL DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO DO WITH IT, DUMB-ASS? First, I'm going to fuck it while it's still warm. Then I'm going to liquefy and drink the innards. Then I'm going to make a snazzy coat out of the skin so I can piss of PETA."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!?
At first I thought it was some sort of mouse/spider hybrid!
Fun fact: I put Huntsman Spiders into the Myth 2 engine, except they're as large as dogs and have a jumping attack. Also there's a queen that can lay eggs (based on mana) in either clutches or singularly.