Lurchi There was a 1968 version too, with Anthony Newley and Sandy Dennis. I'm sure it was mind-bogglingly awful too.
TeenerTot Is this the one where she dies, or am I thinking of some Richard Gere shit?
Rodents of Unusual Size She has cancer but keeps it from him, stringing him along in a wacky fun relationship where she gets him to do wacky things, even though he's got the personality of a floorboard.
Then she leaves at the end to presumably go die somewhere. Every single character in this movie was hateable.
B. Weed Sounds like it needs the "manic pixie dream girl" tag.
Quad9Damage He is an asshole! She is a magical girl! Her magic is destined to change him! At some point they will fuck! But then the magical girl has a deep secret! They will break down about it in the rain! But he will be touched by her magic powers forever! You know this because another trailer is playing that goddamned Enya song! Welcome to the early 2000's!
Tripitaka All my stars are for Keanu Reeves' goddamn ridiculous monologue about hot dogs.
"What is it? It's a HOT DOG!"