kingarthur - 2016-12-21 Adorable milk mustache on a crabbo.
That guy - 2016-12-21 Hear me out, sub people, I dream of methane!
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Bort - 2016-12-21 The preload image is definitely a McDonald's cheeseburger with legs. And man, check out that expression of self-loathing.
Ninehells - 2016-12-21 Even crabs are not immune to the current cultural fad of some asshole with a camera documenting every embarrassing moment in the lives of others to post on line and mock before a global community.
A global community which seeks out the weaknesses of others to try and ward of the despair that comes when they contemplate their own existences in a vast and meaningless cosmos.
A community who's soul is gnawed at daily by the knowledge that their value is quantified by their energy input-to-data manipulation ratio plus their salvagable carbon content.