2016 you've redeemed yourself.
|The Mothership |
Caprice must be hard up for money.
Caprice is my favorite. I sincerely hope this is just a weird decision on the part of her management and not the beginning of some kind of coke fueled death spiral.
Sexier than Color of Night and Sliver.
Those are some hot carp.
So I go fishing at a local lake about six times a year and often there's an old Ukrainian man there. He waits a bit but then he starts chatting and talking about fishing and I know what's coming. The carp picture.
This old fart caught a 30 pound carp at another lake 20 years ago and he carries a worn photo of him and that fucking carp in his wallet. Sure as shit every fucking time I have to hear the tale of the 30 pound carp and every thime he says the same thing "Don't believe me?!" then reaches for his wallet.
Just once, I really wish he'd pull out a picture of his wife's tits.
2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 11, 12. But not in that order.
If they have any sense, they named the calendar Carpe Diem.
Still scared of carp dwarf fortress. Not to mention space carp
|Maggot Brain |
Putin's desktop theme.
i bought two
God help me I just bought one too.
Also the product description should be preserved here for posterity:
Carp Calendar The 2017 Carponizer Carp Calendar is certainly one of the most extraordinary ideas of how this magnificent fish can be presented in an appealing setting. Carponizer has once more managed to courageously make every month of the year that little bit more special. Twelve magnificent carp steal the limelight in 2017, accompanied by women who are no less attractive. For this impressive outcome, twelve major carp had to first be carefully caught. During the photoshoot, two competent caretakers ensured that our scaly protagonists were well taken care of. Of course, it was also important to ensure that our enchanting human models felt as comfortable as possible in both wet and dry scenes. The impressive result of the photoshoot was twelve formidable and unmissable images for the 2017 Carponizer Carp Calendar. This calendar is a true "must have" for any passionate angler and lover of fish. These moments are aesthetically and artfully staged in the 2017 Carp Calendar, and don't just appeal to anglers in particular. The individual images are perfect as purposeful wall décor too. Whether for yourself or as a tasteful gift: the 2017 Carponizer Carp Calendar will not only make men's hearts beat faster. High-quality images call for an elegant frame at the very least. The 2017 Carponizer Carp Calendar was therefore printed on high-quality offset paper upgraded with printing varnish. Spiral binding ensures a visually appealing joining of the 30 x 45 centimeter sheets.
The increasingly desolate looks on their faces
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