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Desc:ALL WHITE GUYS SUCK. Now let's stop being racist.
Category:Educational, Humor
Tags:MTV, white people, condescension, smug, SJWs
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:12/23/16
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Comment count is 87
bawbag
Oh look RoUS being a fragile white guy as usual.
Cena_mark
You're clearly the fragile one, as you appear threatened by this sketch. Let me guess, you voted for Brexit.

Nominal
Can the pot block the kettle?

bawbag
Two of my fanclub posting in one reply, too kind!

Gmork
This is getting stale.

(This is coming from someone who engaged waugh for an inordinate amount of time)

Nominal
Would you define "fan club" as someone's whose immediate reaction is commenting on the poster rather than the content every time they show up?

bawbag
Give it a rest nominal, christ.

Cena_mark
Ballgag, I'm not a fan of you, you smell like doodoo.

Cena_mark
There is a lot of room for improvement for most white dudes. I, however, am one of the good ones.
StanleyPain
Sounds like someone got triggered by a shitty comedy routine.
Quick, grab your fedora and chant the special magic words!! SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW SJW!!!!
Pillager
Legbeard! Ally Theater! Virtue Signalling! Problematic! Safe Space! Whitewashing!


Remember, only a $100.00+ golden safety pin can protect you from the spell Power Words: Cringe!

bawbag
It could be worse, at least they aren't libertarians.

magnesium
I'm whiter than mayonnaise AND terrible at handling insults and I still can't figure out how any white person can get upset about not white people making fun of us.
bawbag
https://libjournal.uncg.edu/ijcp/article/viewFile/249/116

bawbag
(Opens a .pdf)

Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm not upset, I just think they are being as racist as the white guys they claim need improvement. I don't take offense to this, it's just hypocritical.

bawbag
People (of a variety of colours) being mildly critical of white people is exactly the same as white people screaming NIGGER at black folks or an entire system that has kept them treated as an underclass for centuries. Yeah sure RoUS, seems -super- reasonable to overreact to this MTV ad as though it's exactly the same.

You're a fucking idiot.

15th
Pat yourself on the back comedy is the lowest form of humor.

15th
Not meant as a reply. But, while I'm here, what the heck are you talking about bawbag?

The problem with this fairly prevelant kind of leftist discourse is it's condescending and only resonates with self disparaging hero whites or people that make generalizations based on race and gender.

So, yes I would agree it is somewhat hypocritical and completely ineffectual at starting a meaniful dialogue.

15th
And before anyone starts, no I don't think my precious white feelings are more important than racial injustices.

I'd imagine mr bawbag and I are one the same page almost entirely. I'd assume we both agree people should be treated with dignity, respect and afforded fair treatment regardless of their gender, race, ethnicity ect.

I just think the left needs to recalibrate its outreach to people who have a shot to be swayed towards equality. Of course, some people will never change though.

This election has taught me people would rather slam their head in a door than be condescended to.

Meerkat
Pat yourself on the black comedy is second only to pun comedy.

bawbag
15th, the response to RoUS was specifically about this "I just think they are being as racist as the white guys they claim need improvement."

Utter bullshit, an overreaction of the kind he's well-known for.

It's yet another trademark racialised RoUS apples-to-oranges comparison, the sort he always deploys on his racebait posts (see his posting history on here for so so many examples) about 'angry blacks/BLM' etc.

My 'white fragility' link was a response to magnesium asking the "I still can't figure out how" part.

I get that number of you here currently have a hard-on for disagreement with me but ffs, it's hit a new low when people are taking the enjoy/fezren/rous argument without the slightest bit of concern but my criticism of the usual suspects has everyone's panties in a bind.

Rodents of Unusual Size
It is totally racist to assume that all white men are the same, have the same opinions, and that none of them can sympathize with minorities of any kind. It's also stupid to assume that this level of condescension had nothing to do with Trump winning. So huzzah for you bawbag, you well meaning but socially retarded crazy diamond.

And the sad part of this is, you will never have any impact on the world and no one that reacts to racism the way you do will have any impact on the world. Your quest for meaning takes a slide when you vindictively find people to despise and lash out against because it accomplishes nothing but you trying to find a venue to look good while espousing your disgust. So good for you, I suppose, but it will change nothing and any movement that adopts this philosophy will be seen as utterly irrelevant.

Merry Christmas to all!

bawbag
'It is totally racist to assume that all white men are the same'

This is where your disconnect with reality begins, with a #NotAllWhiteMen.

Because it's Christmas I'm not going to go off on your other glaringly stupid remarks and PC = Trump-slippery-slope-nazi-apologist garbage but consider the idea that it's not aimed at 'ALL WHITES' especially as there are y'know, white people in the video.

This is what is meant by 'white fragility' and seriously, it would behoove you to read all you can on it and try to grow a bit beyond this fear-based response you have towards black people based on the very limited sampling of the few black people who mistreated you.

If you're capable of rationalising that 'not all white people' are to blame for the criticisms you're kneejerking to, perhaps it's time to consider that not all black people are to blame for your abuse at the hands of SOME black people.

Merry fucking Christmas asshole.

15th
Ghost stars for Meerkats punditry.


I don't have a hard on to disagree with you bawbag. I think you go pretty hard in the paint with accusations of racism though. Maybe RoUS size is racist, but I can't say for sure. I realize racists would hate this clip, but that doesn't compel me to take the opposite stance. Even assholes are right occasionally.


Happy Holidays, wankers!

Monkey Napoleon
"People (of a variety of colours) being mildly critical of white people is exactly the same as white people screaming NIGGER at black folks or an entire system that has kept them treated as an underclass for centuries. Yeah sure RoUS, seems -super- reasonable to overreact to this MTV ad as though it's exactly the same.

You're a fucking idiot."

Why does it have to be the same to be bad? Does the "race" with the most hardship win a contest where the prize is being immune from sarcastically hostile phrasing of posts on PoeTV. Does society actually gain anything by shifting the targets of racist ideology.

Given that you always turn this topic into a binary problem in which the burden is placed on white people to both not say things you don't like, and politely accept it when someone says things they don't like, I don't think you're really in a place to be calling anyone an idiot.

bawbag
oh hey, it's that poetv classic: arguments I'm not making and the guy who's bravely shooting it down in defence of racism.

God bless america.

bawbag
Some of RoUS' greatest hits: http://imgur.com/NdYxFGw

Adham Nu'man
Curiously, this is probably the whitest shit I've seen all month.
Scrimmjob
If it's anything like MTV's Decoded it's written almost exclusively by white people.

kingofthenothing
Interestingly enough, I tried to learn what "mansplaining" was once, but I ran into like fifteen different definitions of the term. All of them had a lot of upvotes.

So I have no clue.
Xenocide
"Hey, white people, since you basically won the election and all, do you think you could start taking some responsibility for a couple of things that have been bothering u-"

"OH MY GOD, SJW OPPRESSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!" *jumps off a building*
kingofthenothing
MTV is coming. Hide your wife, hide your (probably pregnant) kids, they are coming, and they are going to make you listen to rap music and tell you slightly unpleasant things you might not agree with.

Sanest Man Alive
OH MY GOD!!!










MTV plays music?

kingofthenothing
At like 2 in the morning or later.

Xenocide
I haven't watched MTV in like ten years. What do they even air? Endless repeats of old Real World episodes?

I do know they have that show based on the Lord of the Rings ripoff novels where John Rhys-Davis plays a fat elf.

bawbag
Mostly reality shows it seems.

Fezren
Can I do do resolutions for black guys? Black guys aren't allowed to be offended because it's honest criticism:

"Look ya'll, too many of you are bastards. Take care of your kids next year, damn! *finger snap*"

"Why you gotta be shootin' each other all the time?"

"If you're a comedian, make sure you don't drug and rape a bunch of women!"

"Some of you do a great job, some of you don't."

"You didn't do so well in 2016. I think you can do a little better in 2017."

Now cue racism apologists who are sure to explain why generalizing a hundred million people by the color of their skin is OK and inoffensive sometimes, but not others.
bawbag
Thank god you're here to give us the stormfront imbecile perspective Fezren, was starting to worry we wouldn't get a hilariously, openly racist comment in the style of a teabagger's FW: email.

'GOTCHA LIEBERALS!!!11'.

Fezren
You could always retreat into your safe space if you find my sarcasm to be a trigger for you.

Or you could continue to fumble all over yourself to accuse the guy denouncing racism of being racist. Whatever you like. It's all about you, right?

bawbag
'I was only being sarcastically racist against blacks'.

Nice backpedal

Also wew, another switcheroo where you're actually the brave hero denouncing racism.

However will my lieberal mind cope with your -devastating- riposte???

Fezren
Backpedal? No, the original comment is right there, replete and dripping with sarcasm. If you can't detect it, you just might be an idiot. Food for thought.

And yes, I am denouncing this clearly racist and offensive video clip.

Oscar Wildcat
So bawbag, which one (or more) of Fez's five statements are racist?

bawbag
Oscar, fezren has form here, I shouldn't have to unpack this for you.You're an adult.

Read his prior and tell me you genuinely think he's coming at this in 'good faith'.

Rodents of Unusual Size
bawbag, you hate people who are funny because you are incapable of being funny. In the words of Patrice O'Neal, you don't know funny. Leave funny to the funny people.

bawbag
Patrice O'Neal, yeah good choice of comedian there man, how can you be racist when you love C-list black comedians, right?

That's pathetic tbh hahaha

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
5 because it will have the opposite effect on the audience it was made for.
Potrod
I don't know, I think it was actually made for a target audience of the exact same type of people who made it, who will post it to facebook with the caption "SO MUCH THIS!!" Very few people that it's ostensibly "trying" to reach will see it, but I agree that it'll have the opposite effect on them.

Caminante Nocturno
This was made so that its target audience could stroke their egos and feel a smug sense of superiority when the 'others' reacted negatively to it. It's on the same level as the kind of thing Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter would make for their audience.

15th
^ yeah, pretty much.

namtar
Stop judging people based on the color of their skin, you white devils.
Maggot Brain
It's like fuzz feed but worse 8D

Color is a funny thing in American, to black people I'm as white as sin but to other white people I'm something funny, like Jewish, Turkish, or one of those places in the Caucasus. I've started to say I'm 1/20th Chinese and people believe me because they're dumb and shouldn't be asking that question unprompted in the first place. "What are you?" Fuck you, ya ass hole, I'm magic!
15th
Godspeed my Asian brother.

Accidie
Ahh, nothing will change and no lessons will be learned. So stupid. 5 stars.
bawbag
Yeah, just in case this gets lost in the walls of text, this is a fucking dumb video for so many many reasons.

Enjoy
If you want to support the correct narrative and become a better SJW, you owe it to yourself to one-star this submission. Afterward, I suggest posting some thoughtful Robert Reich videos on your Facebook timeline.
SolRo
Sandy vag ROUS back in action!
That guy
This is garbage, but we've seen this kind of garbage here plenty. We know the drill. One of us is shocked at how bad liberals can be, posts the vid. Usually, here, that means a liberal is posting the vid about how bad liberals can be. Some of us agree, some of us knee-jerk to it, or to who the poster is. Repeat.
Personally, I'd go as far as calling this racism, and also part of the problem and not the solution. Go ahead and split hairs with that.

I'll give some spirit stars to ROUS since I refuse to join the small dogpile who thinks he enemy #1 just for being wrong or even racist once or twice, especially when those who declared him enemy #1 dismissed his personal experiences completely out of hand:
*****

I have to be completely honest, I have no idea what poetv is now, and I don't mean sitemember behavior, not really. I mean with the upcoming president I don't even know what I'm looking at here anymore.
I think I'm going to go to more protests, and jerk it here less over how many 'group of the week' can dance on the head of a pin. It's useless.
bawbag
Your last paragraph there, you're not wrong mate. kingarthur had a similar remark regarding election years on here and there's truth there too.

Have a merry xmas in spite of it all!

Bort
I'll admit I added to the acrimony and joylessness of this place, and am working on dialing that back. That said, it still takes two to tango, and I don't think I submitted a single political video this election season.

The same thing that happened on Facebook, and pretty much everywhere on the Internet, happened here: people took sides depending on whether they hated big government, crony capitalism, or cynical demagoguery the most.

Rodents of Unusual Size
bawbag, you demonize me and plenty of other people at the drop of a hat. You are not the slightest bit witty and contribute nothing to this site but trying to start witch hunts.

I hope Krampus eats you.

Merry Christmas!

bawbag
No one needs to demonise you RoUS, you do it everywhere you go with your own words. Here and at bo news, you are a well known racist blithering fuckwit, despite your constant protestations to the contrary and/or the peanut gallery here helping you to obfuscate what is/isn't racist.

Bort
RoUS, if you post a video with the description "ALL WHITE GUYS SUCK. Now let's stop being racist", you are pretty much begging people to call you out on your racist bullshit.

Do you get off on being called a racist? Does it puff you up with pride to be, in your own eyes anyway, a virtuous victim of Political Correctness Gone Mad? Or are you hoping you'll be sneaky enough about it that people finally say, "you know what, RoUS has a point, I think we've been misjudging him all this time and I bet he's got a magnificent penis"?

Whatever you're aiming for, I can't grant you even grudging respect when you let your Stromfront flag fly. You're rejecting basic decency, you're on the wrong side of history, and you're pretty much begging to be disliked.

Rodents of Unusual Size
bawbag, you and everyone else at Bo News accused me of being racist because I didn't want to fuck Korean guys. That is literally all any of you had and you hammered it into the ground. Though I don't remember your particular brand of idiocy at the time unless you were writing under another screenname.

Bort, my description of this video is accurate. That is literally what they are saying. They are saying all white guys suck and the only way to combat racism is to attack white guys for sucking.

Aaaaaaand you pulled the Nazi card. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED.

Bort
You're not surprised because you expected it to happen, and I think you wanted it to happen. The only way you can feel good about being a racist shitbag is to feel like a righteous man oppressed by the wicked people around you.

Meanwhile, a majority of whites voted for Trump, so it's been overwhelmingly demonstrated yet again that a majority of whites are either directly racist or are happy to march arm-in-arm with actual Neo-Nazis and the KKK. There are some genuinely decent white folks out there, but I can't blame a black person for getting a little fed up with worrying about the fee-fees of decent white folks when white society in general shits on blacks.

It is a fair and legitimate point that whites in general have prospered by the suffering of blacks; it may be difficult to identify ways you or I did directly, but no doubt it's there at some point. The only real definition of "decency", where white behavior is concerned, is to actually take measures on whatever level to try to give back to blacks.

Merry Christmas you racist piece of crap.

Rodents of Unusual Size
You do realize that you can't just use the word Nazi on everyone that disagrees with you, right?

Oh wait. You don't.

Rodents of Unusual Size
"There are some genuinely decent white folks out there"

Yeah, the good ones are hard to find among the 99% of white Nazis in America, amirite?

You and bawbag sensationalize literally every aspect of our culture with simplistic overgeneralization and moan and scream all you want about how everyone who voted for Trump is evil. It only feeds the echo chamber you are trying to create where everyone ignores the many, many, non Nazi, non racist reasons he got elected. The majority of Trump voters are not Nazis, you silly goose.

And bawbag, for a guy who wants people to hate less, you are a really bad spokesperson.

bawbag
"simplistic overgeneralization"

Says the guy who every time 'black people' is the topic suddenly his tarring brush gets extra broad but the slightest critique of -some- white people triggers massive overreaction and denial of his racism. The selfame cycle of racism and denial you've been part of for fucking years here and at bo.

It's not even evil at this point, it's just fucking sad.

"And bawbag, for a guy who wants people to hate less, you are a really bad spokesperson."

Almost a side-on admission from you that you are engaging in race hate. Baby steps.

Also I'll be sure to call the UN with my resignation: "hey guys, sorry but an overreacting racist-fuckwit-in-denial on an obscure video sharing site says I'm a bad spokesperson for the anti-hating job you never offered".

I'm sure their press department in charge of convenient fiction will love your 'heroic RoUS bravely saved a gay muslim' story though, make sure to email them. They'll snap it up, as they must be sick of 'I have a black friend' stories by now.

Two Jar Slave
Jesus. There was a brief period, sometime in the early summer of this year, when I was actually enjoying and valuing the discussions on this site. MNR was a lot of fun, and there were solid cultural debates happening amidst the odd Foucault book bomb. What happened? You all snootily disparage other comment board communities, but at this point I could find a higher caliber of discussion on my Facebook wall.

Anyway, merry Christmas.
Bort
This video is imperfect, but give it this much: one thing that whites are terrible at -- even white liberals -- is actually listening to blacks. If I had a nickel for every time a white liberal in the past year said "I will never understand why blacks vote the way they do", it would be enough to fund a very generous reparations program.

If you're white and you think you have a pretty good handle on black issues and what the black community thinks, you're probably mistaken. Start following some black writers online.
namtar
Way to go man-splaining the issue.

Chocolate Jesus
ROUS 2014: muslims are coming to chop my gay atheist dick off!

ROUS 2016: blacks are getting away with too much, I even heard one give an appraisal of white people! they're so arrogant and emotional!
Rodents of Unusual Size
How dare you.

I was never an atheist.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Also, I just convinced a Muslim student who came out to me as gay not to commit suicide, so you're fucking welcome.

Chocolate Jesus
yeah and I bet you have LOTS of black friends too

bawbag
Hey chocolate jesus, according to nominal we're only allowed to comment on the content rather than the poster (despite his record with SolRo). He's taken great care to belabour that point in the most dickheaded way possible, so maybe we should just allow our racist fuckwit poe racebait posters to continue as they were and such because it's such valuable discussion and all.

Chocolate Jesus
did you tell you muslim friend that you were saving him from his 'stone-age thinking'? you know, the one handed down by his 'shit-culture' from some 'ignorant ass part of the world'?

Reference: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=131565
Chocolate Jesus
supposed to be a response to ROUS^

15th
I'd say if one grew up in an environment where suicide might be a plausible solution to being gay, yeah that's a shitty, backwards culture.

Chocolate Jesus
what, like, totally orthodox mom and pop american-style christianity? that kind of backwards culture?

not all muslims are wahhabists, or even conservative or traditionalistic

15th
Yes, exactly like orthodox anything really.

No, I realize that.

Chocolate Jesus
but rous doesn't, and that's why he gets a stick-beating

Rodents of Unusual Size
My stance on Islam, and I've said during most of my commentaries on it, is that I don't really have a much different opinion on it than I do other religions in that none of it is real and their laws are often horribly authoritarian. I'm not going to apologize for that. Their laws on homosexuality are barbaric and I just talked a student out of killing himself because he was raised to believe it's evil. Have you ever done that? No? Well then have a big heaping spoonful of shut the fuck up.

Chocolate Jesus
"my commentaries"

Chocolate Jesus
"Fuck them. I don't want them coming to America because I've had enough fucking problems without them coming in and aside from the gay thing they also like to kill atheists and anyone that turns away from Islam.

It's time to put aside the reaction of wanting to protect people just because Republicans don't like them and say you know, your culture is truly shit so fuck this."

quick guys, is that Eric Trump, RouS, or Anders Breivik?

i'll wait

bawbag
RoUS the totally not a racist, honest guys: http://imgur.com/NdYxFGw

dairyqueenlatifah
I think Buzzfeed should make an anti-anyraceotherthanwhite video in this fashion come April Fools Day. That would be hilarious.
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