Watch the clock on the register. He is just counting down til closing time when he can put a nice, safe, metal gate between him and the dragon.
I understand he's a retail worker and he has to tow the line but in these situations you always, always want to out-crazy. I had to talk to a vegan awhile back and I stole that line from the Simpson's about not eating anything that casts a shadow.
So now I'll make sure I have some dragon lineage shit on hand if I'm ever lucky enough to have this happen to me
Jesus. I would have lasted thru about 20 seconds of that shit before I called security. At least there's a vidcap of this guys face for the local news to use later.
|Maggot Brain |
Being a dragon sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Can't hear shit, captain.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Oh, Starblade, I hope you soar through the skies, wherever you are.
Where's an orc when you need one?
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