Watch the clock on the register. He is just counting down til closing time when he can put a nice, safe, metal gate between him and the dragon.

I understand he's a retail worker and he has to tow the line but in these situations you always, always want to out-crazy. I had to talk to a vegan awhile back and I stole that line from the Simpson's about not eating anything that casts a shadow.

So now I'll make sure I have some dragon lineage shit on hand if I'm ever lucky enough to have this happen to me

Jesus. I would have lasted thru about 20 seconds of that shit before I called security. At least there's a vidcap of this guys face for the local news to use later.

Being a dragon sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme.

Can't hear shit, captain.

Oh, Starblade, I hope you soar through the skies, wherever you are.

Where's an orc when you need one?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=40841