And I had assumed trump wouldn't even piss in your mouth if he saw you dying of thirst.
Inb4 the 'this is why trump won guys' horseshit.
You personally are responsible for Trump being elected.
I wouldn't put it past the current UK government to have messed up my vote that badly tbh.
It was my fault. I meant to push the "Hillary" button, but my finger slipped and accidentally hit the "Trump gets 62 million votes" button.
So, was he actually peed on, or was it just to defile the bed the Obamas slept in? Cause that's even worse.
I envision the germophobe taking a movie with his phone while cowered under a poncho.
If true, the bed thing is so much more troubling than getting pissed on.
Well the thing about fetishes is that they're often the direct opposite of how a person normally carries themselves. A habitually clean person getting off on being pissed on isn't unheard of at all.
That's a myth OZ.
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This is depressing because it was this episode (first of S12) that killed the show completely dead for me, and I haven't really watched an episode since. A lot of that is attributable to Phil Hartman's death; S11 sort of skated around the idea of a replacement for that kind of character, and S12 begins with Phony McPhone, not to mention timely "jokes" like "Yahoo Search Engine Arena" and shit. So 5 stars because now I link this association with Trump. Oh yeah I guess The Simpsons predicted that too.. Fuck you 5 stars. :)
"The dossier, which is a collection of memos written over a period of months, includes specific, unverified, and potentially unverifiable allegations of contact between Trump aides and Russian operatives, and graphic claims of sexual acts documented by the Russians. BuzzFeed News reporters in the US and Europe have been investigating various alleged facts in the dossier but have not verified or falsified them."
From the Buzzfeed article. Defending Trump is fucking annoying; but the passage above is not so much a red flag, as a media blitz across all platforms announcing the opening of a new bulk outlet for red flags at rock bottom prices.
The biggest fake news story of the past year was that trump couldn't win.
The second biggest is shaping up to be something about Russian hookers he hired to pee.
It's getting hard to defend the left as being more intelligent or educated.
Just when you thought the right couldn't come up with more ridiculous newspeak redefinitions of what the word "fake" means, now they've apparently decided that the new definition (which they will change tomorrow) is "when people fail to predict the damn future."
Can you imagine if people used this sort of anti-logic in everyday life:
"I bet the parking lot will be full when we get there, just like last time."
"Look, there's an open spot! The lot wasn't full at all! THAT WAS A FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A FAKE NEWS! HASHTAG MAGA!"
"I keep telling you, that's not how hashtags work."
People thought Trump couldn't win because they had faith in America's intelligence and decency. An honest mistake.
Wait what? I was referring to things being printed as news and you went off about parking spaces.
This just in on ABC CNN CBS whatever:
The parking lot is probably full.
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