betamaxed - 2017-01-16 Now we have something we can take when we're so strung out on legal smack that we all can't take a normal shit anymore.
Xenocide - 2017-01-16 To be fair, I'd probably need lots of drugs too if I had a giant walking man-sized pill that followed me everywhere I went. What does it want? Why does it want to get caricatures? Why does it insist on joining me in the shower?
fedex - 2017-01-16 Are you fucking kidding me?!? That thing looks like it is at least 40-60kilos of pure shit. I would just cut a slice off a time to keep myself in style, and do the rest until it couldn't walk anymore, then into the freezer with it.
Xenocide - 2017-01-16 Are you taking lots of pills? That's too bad! Sounds like what you need is PILLS!
Oscar Wildcat - 2017-01-16 Help Doc! I've got a monkey on my back and a briefcase full of shit!
kingarthur - 2017-01-16 I wonder if this helps with Zofran. That shit'll sure stop the nausea but it'll also stop you up for days...
Oscar Wildcat - 2017-01-16 Nausea from chemo? Ask your doctor if cannabis is right for you.
Hooker - 2017-01-17 Sorry, in this commercial for a drug to cure bowl blockage, did it say, "do not take Movantik if you have a bowl blockage"? (This is right before it warned that Movantik will tear your stomach in half)
RabbitMountain - 2017-01-17 Typical US pharmaceutical ad. Most ads gleefully explained their extreme side effects coupled with imagery of puppies and rainbows and old people.
I remember an AD for a diabetic medication a couple of years ago which casually announced that several trial patients had developed blood clots and should not be taken if the person has poor circulation... a side effect of diabetes.
Raggamuffin - 2017-01-17 I saw one for some nasal spray where it actually warned that "science does not understand how [the medicine] works"
memedumpster - 2017-01-17 If Vioxx is any indication, this drug will only have to kill 55,000 people before it is considered worthy of recalling, but only after a conspiracy to hide the data from the public is revealed.