garcet71283 - 2007-04-28 +1 star for the Wonder Years-older-brother sighting.
Crucifried - 2007-04-29 Do you really want to be called HORACE though?
Caminante - 2007-04-29 Gill Man was the most useless member of the Bad Guy Team.
bakune young - 2007-04-29 yeah, the creature was always just a big pussy.
Aelric - 2007-04-29 too bad horace died later in life. i miss the pudgy little bugger
zatojones - 2007-04-29 I hope they got Jeff "Chunk" Cohen to give his eulogy
DrCrypt - 2007-04-29 Kid (pointing to 5 year old): "Is she a virgin?" Old Man (excited): "Yes!"
Calamity Jon - 2007-06-06 I've never seen this movie, so maybe someone can explain to me what sort of life that old man's lived where he's SURPRISED and DELIGHTED to find a five year old virgin?
zatojones - 2007-06-13 One that's searching desperately for a way to defeat Dracula. Duh.
Nikon - 2009-02-20 In the film, the protagonists had found a spell to banish a group of monsters led by Dracula back to the dimension they came from. The spell needed to be recited by a virgin female. Turns out the first girl they picked already had her cherry popped, so one of the team suggested his little sister as a backup reader.