|memedumpster - 2017-01-21 |
On the one hand, absolutely. On the other, I do not want to suffer this alone.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-01-21 |
I saw it in the theater. I don't regret it. It wasn't a good movie though. It had some eye candy but the plot was broken as fuck.
What's truly amazing is just how hard this one flopped though. The first Alice in Wonderland is one of the highest grossing movies of all time. It made over a billion dollars. Meanwhile this sequel couldn't even break even.
Also, Tim Burton only directed the first Alice in Wonderland. They let the guy who directed The Muppets and Muppets Most Wanted, literally the only two other films he's ever directed, direct this for some reason.
Wait, this is the sequel!?
Hahaha, I didn't know it existed and thought it was the first one.
My ex dragged me to the first one, goddamn that was a bad film. Totally unmemorable shit.
Švankmajer's version >
I just watched it. I have no clue what I just saw. There was a time travel plot. There were baby kiddie versions of Wonderland favorites. It was very strange.
What I found impressive was how, despite its strangeness, it managed to also be completely bland & forgetable. I mean, I didn't *mind* watching it... not like when I forced myself to watch Transformers 4. But after it was done, it left zero impression.
Also, Johnny Depp looked *really* old and kind of fat in this movie. Just like age really caught up with him. Yeah, he's under an inch of clown makeup, but he's kind of saggy.
|Gmork - 2017-01-21 |
I saw this piece of crap. It was a piece of crap.
Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad. Remember when...
Oh okay, it was a piece of crap.
|bongoprophet - 2017-01-21 |
I know this particular movie should get a pass for it, but that fucking song in all its fucking versions should never, EVER be allowed in a movie again.
somethings is "tR1ppY" we get it...
|cognitivedissonance - 2017-01-21 |
Oh, I have a date to meet myself to treat myself.
Watching this now. Borat as a TOTALLY NEW AND ORIGINAL ADDITION TO THE LEWIS CARROLL CANON.
There are Modrons.
|Lurchi - 2017-01-22 |
I don't know, if you only have time for one 2016 mega-bomb I'd recommend Gods of Eqypt as bloated failure amusing for its sheer stupidity.
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