Hugo Gorilla Obama, thanks for not being a reptoid anti-Christ and starting a nuclear war with Nibiru.
Monkey Napoleon We should also probably take time out to thank him for seeing our hearts, deciding America really is #1, and rejecting his Islamic sleeper agent programming.
Juice Eggs McKenna Yeah top stuff Obez. You may have been a drone-murdering mofo but you were still the best President in living memory. Peace out.
boner Thanks for proving my dad wrong by not getting assassinated.
MongoMcMichael Not to worry, boner. It's Trump's country now. They have all the time in the world.
Gmork Somehow I think the drone program would have been enacted regardless of who was president at the time. I'm not one to believe in wild conspiracy theories about how our military Really Runs Everything, but the influence they _do_ exert is undeniable.
Xenocide Boy, is Obama going to be embarrassed when he wakes up tomorrow and realizes he forgot to take everyone's guns.