Magnetic poetry cat!
Shit, do I make a Mission Impossible joke or a Matrix joke here? Fuck it, I'm going Escape from Alcatraz.
Hey, it's like Escape from Alcatraz!
I need to work on my jokes.
One of my ferrets used to use the wall to "walk" herself up the back of the fridge and I would come into the kitchen and she'd be up on top of the fridge looking down at me.
Same one would methodically push the drawers of the dresser out from the back to build herself a staircase to the top of the dresser.
She once pushed a full six pack of cokes three feet so she could climb over the "ferret-proof" door I built to keep her in her room.
She would hide under the couch where nobody could see her then when someone sat down she would grab their ankle from behind like one of those skeleton hand piggy banks.
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