"Is that a road from D'jango unchained?"
"That's what the fuck it is, D'jango Unchained road!"
I have indeed looked at that shit.
In my city there is a one long stretch of road that looks like this. Trying to drive the speed limit through it is equal parts comical and horrifying.
But at least the taxes are low!
Here in Cincinnati we had/have some freakishly huge ones around the Mt. Washington area about the size of what this guy is recording, State Route 125 speed limit 45. Fun weaving between the lanes so you don't fuck your car up!
|The Mothership |
So is Ohio more like a 2nd or a 3rd world country?
After years of mismanagement infrastructure is crumbling. Like everywhere else places that important people might see one day get fixed right up while the rest of us eat a bowl of dicks.
MacGyver Style Bomb
You get outside the larger cities, and things are a damn mess. Not to mention that heroin has become a major problem in some of the smaller cities. When I was working for Time Warner, I spent far too much time in Marion. No one should have to be sent to Marion.
I recall driving around the Fremont/Sandusky region and noting how consistent the road systems were with either a North/South or East/West alignment. But as you got further from populated areas the conditions of those same roads just got worse and worse.
He should visit West Virginia sometime. His head would explode.
|blue vein steel |
few pot holes is one of the few benefits of living in the deep south, where it gets under 30 degrees about 4 days a year.
that's not the only thing that causes potholes.
I imagine it's highly dependent on materials and construction techniques, but here in SoCal (in areas where it never falls bellow freezing) the roads are built to dissolve from rain water.
the recent rains have opened up some big potholes on almost every road that wasn't recently paved.
...though now that I think about it, the mild climate may be conducive to very low replacement and maintenance rates for roads, and the old roads hold up just fine while the weather is nice, but deteriorate quickly once it rains.
This sounds like me driving everywhere all the time.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT THIS BITCH IN THE CROSSWALK WITH A NO WALK SIGN. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN CYCLIST GOTTA SLOW DOWN CAN'T PASS NO SHOULDER RIDIN MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKIN PARKIN ALL CROOKED CAN'T PARK NEXT TO YOU DING MY DOOR PIECE OF SHIT.
Basically what the observing aliens are saying every time they peer down at us.
Robbaz does a really good American accent these days.
|Two Jar Slave |
Someone needs to throw in a synth demo beat and turn this into a Wesley Willis tribute song.
Two Jar Slave
Also, the fact that this man doesn't hold public office is all the evidence I need that democracy is a lie.
Came for the swearing, stayed for the jams at 1:37
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