I'm left wondering if property owner Reed Anderson under-leased his land for this money maker having just said "I didn't have a clue".
lol local news
"If it ain't broke, don't change it. But change it they did...."
"Goes on to describe several facets of the festival that were, in fact, broken, hence the changes."
Never change, local news. Stay strong. Stay Independent. Stay incompetent.
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I used to live not far from there. It is the whitest place on earth.
I used to live not far from a Bi-Mart. Why do you need a card to go in? It's like a Best Buy circa-2010 with guns.
You don't, Zest. Just smile at the dumpy clerk at the door and walk in. I've never been stopped before. I mean, are they really gonna turn away a paying customer?
Yes well as I mentioned to you before Z, you have a bit of the "Charles Manson" look about you. That can be a serious trigger for Oregonians of a certain age.
Yep! In fact had a meetin' the other day at the Monarch Hotel. In Portland I get Jesus Christ but everywhere else I gots the Charlie Manson Shoes I guess.. oh well it's better than Menendez Shoes
Well I woke up this mornin'
lookin' round for my blues.
Lord nose I got them,
them Charles Manson shoes.
Ba dum dum dum dum dum
...lookin' round for my blues...
I get them dirty looks, all up down Portland Way
I get then Charlie Manson looks, all up down Portland way
You know them locals gotta judge me
From Hood down to Coos Bay
Just FYI, the people at this festival drove there from Portland suburbs and the other larger towns in the state.
They're about as country as a Luis Guzman character.
I've probably cleaned up somewhat since you've seen me; beard is gone and I just have a Colin Farrell From True Detective 'stache and my hair's longish but less unkempt I suppose. I was dating a hair stylist student at the time so i sort of had to do what she wanted, I don't think she's doing that anymore.
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