|Rangoon - 2017-03-03 |
She looks more robotic than human.
THIS IS THE DIRECTION I HAVE RECEIVED FROM CANADIANS.
ACTIVATE "LOOK AWAY FROM CAMERA" SUBROUTINE. RUN SUBROUTINE RANDOMLY.
ERROR! ERROR! MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY!
|Meerkat - 2017-03-03 |
This is just fucking bizarre. Who watched this and thought "yeah, this was a great take! I especially love the patient motherly tone, looking away from the camera and wandering around the room!"
Wait ... was it Peggy Noonan?
Yeah, all those bizarre pauses, eyes rolling to 10 o'clock, stammering to find the word she's thinking of. This feels like a first draft for a speech by someone who's never given one. Whoever her campaign paid for this probably needs to be sued.
On the other hand, the makeup artist deserves a raise. He/she is a fucking God of their craft...
I dunno. The de-lesbianizer looks a little caked on. Maybe it's the terrible lighting.
The shadows that fall on her head look fucking weird. It's almost as if they are CGI added in to soften her face.
|decoy - 2017-03-03 |
I have to believe this was shot to be edited down but some idiot campaign staffer thought it shrewd to save a few bucks by posting all the uncut footage in one long rambling online dump.
"I want that video up on youtube in an hour."
"No can do. It needs to be edited, the music needs to be put in..."
"I didn't tell you to give me excuses. Find a way."
|Old_Zircon - 2017-03-03 |
Tim and Eric are really phoning it in these days.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2017-03-03 |
Canada, you too can be owned by the Russian mob just like your neighbor to the south.
|Gmork - 2017-03-04 |
SIT FUCKING STILL
|magnesium - 2017-03-04 |
Canadian version of Trump? Everyone knows Trump is just the American version of Rob Ford. Appropriators.
I can't stand to watch 8 minutes of this idiot so instead I'm just going to join the next refugee sponsorship group that pops up in my city in her honour.
|Xenocide - 2017-03-04 |
Thoooooousands of Canadians.
The saaaaaame message
Canadians are proud of extended their vooooooooowels.
|boner - 2017-03-04 |
This is the speech your boss gives you just before a massive round of layoffs.
|homogenousemptytime - 2017-03-10 |
This is one of the least charismatic people I've seen on Youtube in a very long time
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