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Category:Pets & Animals, Horror
Tags:vagina, stand up comedy, Netflix, amy schumer, cultural erosion
Submitted:shrike the halls
Date:03/19/17
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magnesium
I don't really get Amy Shumer. I heard this wasn't very good, but also a bunch of alt-rights are mad about it for some reason which, historically, means it will make a lot of money and be very popular.
dairyqueenlatifah
Flat out lying and saying "Alt-rights are mad at us and hate our product!" is honestly a marketing gimmick to make people who pay attention to a product no one gives a shit about now, and an effective one.

Not that I'm saying that's the case here. I don't know who this woman is and don't care. I just know I watched this trailer and it was cringe inducing and sucked hard. It feels like watching Sarah Silverman's old routine before she discovered edgy racial jokes.

William Burns
http:// www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=133747

SolRo
don't forget that dql is a closet alt-bigot, so his stance on any issue is as worthless as him.

the neo-Nazis get pissed and whiney about anything that doesn't fit their delusional views, so any time an idiot like dql says it's made up, you can automatically assume they're full of shit.

Mister Yuck
I haven't watched much of her other stuff, but her movie 'Trainwreck' was fantastic.

Monkey Napoleon
SolRo pontificating on things he has in common with his boogeyman.

15th
If your so political that you'll champion and defend dogshit art, you're hopeless.

15th
YOURE

Spit Spingola
I think Marc Maron pretty well summed up the kinds of people who are super passionately anti-Amy Schumer when he called them "unfuckable hate-nerds" on one of his podcasts.

infinite zest
Mr Burns' link doesn't work for me (but I did discover that poeTV has a Twitter, in Russian apparently) but Maron's "unfuckable hate nerds" thing stemmed from what he called people "ganging up" on Schumer for plagiarism claims that ranged from an actual lifted Mad TV sketch to virtually half of some relatively unknown internet comic's routine.

Form your own opinion I guess, but she's basically the female Carlos Mencia or Denis Leary, and comedians taking her side seemed to be doing it more because of what I assume were SJWs taking it too far.

Caminante Nocturno
Thin-skinned, self-righteous comedians used to be laughingstocks instead of the norm.

Anaxagoras
"Thin-skinned, self-righteous comedians used to be laughingstocks instead of the norm."

....says a thin-skinned, self-righteous poster.

Dude, do you *ever* look in a mirror?

Caminante Nocturno
Don't project your insecurities onto me like that.

SolRo
Just FYI to our resident needle-dicked MRA's; it's possible to not like something AND the bigot idiots ranting against it EXTRA HARD because WOMAN SAY THINGS? WOMAN SHOULD GO TO KITCHEN!

Nominal
"Guys, quit ranting in anger"

-SolRo

Old_Zircon
Man, it reeks like dick cheese in here.

namtar
Amy Schumer is the Carlos Mencia of female comics.

Also, she once admitted to being sober and having sex with a man who was far too drunk to consent; which would have made everyone call her a rapist and ended her career if the genders were reversed.
Hooker
Being a man who has been in bed with a woman while far too drunk to give my consent, let me just say that it is literally impossible she had sex.

namtar
So Hooker, you're saying the body has a way of shutting things down?

Hooker
The male one does, yeah.

Meerkat
Depends on the type of sex. Pegging for instance, or using one's nose as a frottage point. Kinda necro but hey, it's Amy Schumer.

Nominal
Somehow I don't think "I couldn't get it up so it wasn't rape" would hold up in either the court of law or public opinion.

Hooker
I'm not saying she didn't shove a dildo up his ass without his consent, but we're stretching the meaning of sex if we're including that.

Chancho
There's a double standard for men and women. Oh no, your penis touched a vagina while drunk? Boo hoo! Any man who claims a woman raped him while drunk is the biggest pansy on the planet and should thank his lucky stars alcohol temporarily blinded a woman to his genetic weakness for mating.

Nominal
Jesus Hooker. That is some Bill Clinton defining of rape and sexual assault.

Old_Zircon
It's also just simply not true even taken on its own terms.

endlesschris
I feel bad for Amy Schumer. I think she was thrust into the comic spotlight far too early, and this kind of gross sex humor is just amateurish, regardless of gender.

Amy seems like somebody who needs a few more years in the club to get over the thrill of "shock value" jokes that early comics thrive on. In a room full of drunk kids, yeah, you'll get the easy laughs. When you're selling out a whole theater for a Netflix comedy special, you need to bring some actually smart and well-thought out material.
Hooker
I love Amy, but this trailer looks pretty bad.
StanleyPain
I HAS VAGINA. I HAD A SEX. *uproarious applause*

netflix really has become the dumping ground for shit comedy the last couple years, hasn't it? It seems like there's at least 2 or 3 new comedy specials up there a week and the vast majority of them are fucking awful. Schumer is so terrible too, and not just because of the stealing jokes shit (although that is bad too) but I just don't get the appeal to her. When left to her own devices (i.e. no writers staff to cover her ass), her humor is basically the same thing I could get going to open mic night a local bar or something.
There's some thing going around that because Schumer's special is getting hundreds and hundreds of one star ratings, netflix is "protecting her" by getting rid of the rating altogether, but I'm pretty sure that's a BS story, especially since there's all kinds of things on NF that get spammed with one star votes (famously, Fuller House which is the msot successful program ever put on Netflix, yet has something like 20,000 one star votes) and Netflix didn't give a shit.
Chancho
Netflix a dumping ground?

Doug Stanhope? Mike Birbiglia? Russell Peters? Patton Oswalt? David Cross? Bill Burr?

I hate Amy Schumer's comedy but there's lots of great comedians on Netflix. Chelsea Peretti has a funny special "One of the Greats" (after the first ten minutes, starts slow).

Anaxagoras
Yeah, Chancho is right. Netflix has featured a bunch of specials from some of the top names in comedy. I don't care for a lot of them, but that's not Netflix's fault/problem.

infinite zest
Yes, one must not like goatboy and like goatboy alone.. but now explain Netflixs' MysteryBone for Adam Sandler?

Anaxagoras
He appeals to a certain segment of the population? Granted, it's a knuckle-dragging segment, but it's a segment all the same. And a large one at that.

Nominal
Have you seen Oswald's most recent special? It was pretty not good.

Jim Norton is also on Netflix, and he was never good.

Chancho
There's lots of great comedians, find one you like. I fucking love Stanhope but I understand he's not going to appeal to the faggots and old ladies.

Quad9Damage
I've been listening to Joe Rogan's podcast for years and always found it to be funny, inspiring, positive and feel-good, even after Redban's departure left the boring bits unsabotaged. Never saw or heard any of Rogan's standup until "Triggered." There were some funny moments, but otherwise I couldn't ignore all the screaming and then following every un-PC joke with apologies/disclaimers.

"Talking for Clapping" also left me unsatisfied. I just feel bad that it was released the day Oswalt's wife was found dead.

Caminante Nocturno
Man, that outfit really brings out her ugliness.
infinite zest
Yeah when I first heard about Schumer I was dating a gal around the same size that liked her comedy, and could, you know, relate. But fuck if she'd be caught dead in whatever Amy's wearing here

Sexy Duck Cop
You're just saying that because you're a bitter nerd and not because her armpit fat is recursively doubling in upon itself like the living spiral hill mountain in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Oscar Wildcat
Here here. That preload is like garlic and crosses to the blood sucking boner.

Chancho
You're a pedophile with a hardon for underage anime girls. I doubt you've even fucked an adult woman.

Sexy Duck Cop
I'm so, so glad Amy Schumer's 15 minutes have passed.
Nikon
Same here. It's overly generous for this to get even one star.

Lord_Crocodilicus
-My vagina stinks sooo bad
-How bad?
-I mean like, soooooo bad haha
duck&cover
My vagina, it has no nose.

Quad9Damage
SO I WAS HAVING MY PERIOD AND YOU KNOW HOW PERIODS GET WHEN IT'S LIKE THE LAST DAY AND IT'S SLOWED DOWN TO LIKE A BROWNISH TRICKLE WELL I LIKE MADE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING IT WAS OVER LIKE A DAY TOO EARLY RIGHT, SO I WASN'T WEARING A PAD THE NEXT DAY AND THEN THIS GUY SAID THE ONE THING YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR, "DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?" BUT IT WAS LIKE OKAY BECAUSE HE STILL CAME ALL OVER MY FACE BUT YOU KNOW HOW LIKE SPERM THINK IT'S BURROWING INTO AN OVA BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S JUST IN YOUR EYE
Nominal
What if you pooped out of your pussy, and that poop farted?

-Sarah Silverman

Old_Zircon
With a little tweaking that could be Louis CK material.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm an Amy Schumer fan but god this special is so bad.

Like, Movie 43 bad.

Nominal
That outfit looks like the leather apron the (otherwise nude) serial killer dons before their carve up the victim.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
The scroll down to the comment box was almost as long as an Anita SArkesian submission!
Quad9Damage
POETV has one of the funniest, most insightful and well-balanced comment sections on the Internet.

But we fight over girls.

Two Jar Slave
Some poesters hate women, some poesters venerate them. The only thing we can all agree on is that no poesters are women.

Old_Zircon
Stars for 2jar

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