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Desc:I know right. It's like Chris started spamming your great uncle's Facebook.
Category:Religious, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:cwc, sonichu, Chris Chan, befuddled old men, hahaha that screenshot
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
Date:03/23/17
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Okay I am not up to date with the Chris Chan saga but how the hell is he even still alive?

Because if he's still getting government money, that shit will be drying up soon with Trump in office.
dairyqueenlatifah
Honestly I'm kind of scared to see what happens when his mom dies. :(

Lord_Crocodilicus
We should set-up a gofundme.

Sexy Duck Cop
Not too much has been going on beyond the usual begging, followed immediately by a Family Guy-style cutaway to Chris buying a mountain of Optimus Prime dildos. He's also making a lot of death threats to the President and getting mad at his half brother for not showering him with riches. So this isn't really from any saga so much as it is just Chris doing some freelance weirdoing.

Rodents of Unusual Size
He has a half brother? Yeesh, that poor guy.

dairyqueenlatifah
He's got two half brothers and a half sister, if I'm not mistaken. They're all decades older than him.

Sexy Duck Cop
Chris' brother is the relatively well-adjysted New York film critic Cole Smithey. Apparently he's kind of a douche, but given that he was raised by Barbara Chandler (and provided some terrifying normal-person insight into just how fucked up Chris' mom is), it's miraculous he's "only" a douche.

Although Chris has known about Cole his whole life, recently Chris has been talking about him more often, as he's under the impression that Cole is literally a millionaire who lives in Carnegie Hall who is selfishly refusing to hand Chris piles of money forever and ever (see artist's rendition)

https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/05/26_June_2016_Cole_Smithey_dr awing.jpeg

Hugo Gorilla
I'm guessing one of his grandkids set up his youtube account so they could troll him.
Oscar Wildcat
Always gratifying to see Chris doing the Lord's work. God bless Hir.
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