|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2017-03-23 |
Okay I am not up to date with the Chris Chan saga but how the hell is he even still alive?
Because if he's still getting government money, that shit will be drying up soon with Trump in office.
Honestly I'm kind of scared to see what happens when his mom dies. :(
He's got two half brothers and a half sister, if I'm not mistaken. They're all decades older than him.
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Chris' brother is the relatively well-adjysted New York film critic Cole Smithey. Apparently he's kind of a douche, but given that he was raised by Barbara Chandler (and provided some terrifying normal-person insight into just how fucked up Chris' mom is), it's miraculous he's "only" a douche.
Although Chris has known about Cole his whole life, recently Chris has been talking about him more often, as he's under the impression that Cole is literally a millionaire who lives in Carnegie Hall who is selfishly refusing to hand Chris piles of money forever and ever (see artist's rendition)
|Hugo Gorilla - 2017-03-23 |
I'm guessing one of his grandkids set up his youtube account so they could troll him.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2017-03-23 |
Always gratifying to see Chris doing the Lord's work. God bless Hir.
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