|Scrimmjob - 2017-03-25 |
This guy is a hero!
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2017-03-25 |
Okay, but how do I open a can of whoop-ass?
|bac - 2017-03-25 |
Butter knife used like a bottle opener on the lid. You don't need to pop the lid off it just loosens it making it easier to open.
...is what a guy not crushin' puss knee-deep would say.
His left hand is stronger from all the masturbation.
Pro-tip: I keep a neoprene garden glove in the kitchen, you can open just about anything wearing the glove. It's all about getting a good grip. Same with wanking off, I suppose...
Get a random rubber band and wrap it around the lid until it stays on by itself. It's an instant rubber-holder thingie.
Or develop a super strong grip without needing an aid like a bitch.
By masturbating a lot.
Also aids with masturbation.
|Louddetective - 2017-03-30 |
Did not see the end coming, consequently lost it
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