So apparently emo overlord chump changed his position because his daughter told him she was really sad about the kids dying from chemicals.
We're soooo fucked.
|Oscar Wildcat |
At first they came for the jews
and I had to laugh,
because a majority of the ones I know
voted for these clowns.
|Binro the Heretic |
Actually, I think I'm going to miss this buffoon a little when he's gone.
Hopefully, someone will give him a show where he can just say stupid shit.
Judging how this administration is going he'll probably be one of the last to leave.
He's probably the least corrupt of the lot.
Wait, I was talking about Trump. Spicer's corruption incarnate, Trump is too mentally unstable to maintain that level of corruption.
Yeah, that's a stupid thing to say, but the way he flusters and turtles after the reporters are all like, "Yo what about Zyklon B motherfucker?" might be even better.
Yeah, this belongs in one of those "cringe compilations" on YouTube.
What the fuck. It truly baffles me how one can be so bad at press conferences while holding the position of White House Press Secretary. Not to suggest that people are always put into appropriate job positions, in general, but this is the goddamned White House.
If he was working for, say, Phillip Morris, Viacom or General Electric and not the US Government, he would have been replaced after the first flustered, inept press conference.
Oh well. No matter how often I tell myself that I shouldn't be surprised by this kind of thing anymore, I just can't help it...
Two Jar Slave
The Trump administration holds great and unconcealed contempt foe the press. They couldn't care less about their idiot apechild making an ass of himself in front of the enemies of the people.
You guys forgot about Tony "all critics of the president should be drug tested" Snow?
A president's first press secretary is usually an embarrassing train wreck that tanks their popularity until fired.
|The Mothership |
Goddamn, did Spicer fail COMM 101?
Maybe? I feel like Speech 1A in community college made me better prepared to speak in front of an audience.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
A young lady I follow on Twitter posted:
"The fuck does he think those gas chambers were filled with? Potpourri?"
The White House is like the American version of "The Office". Spicer is Michael Scott, generating his own force field of pure awkwardness,, sometimes too painful to watch. Ever see the ending of the "Scott's Tots" ep[isode? Well, I haven't, because I always lose my nerve.
Trump is that crazy James Spader character, only he's 70 instead of fifty. Bannon, of course, is Dwight Schrute.
Well, Trump did suggest that he would run government like a business so I guess he's making good on it.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Should I feel sorry for this guy? No? I just can't help myself.
I found some interesting reading on the subject.
The Bad :
The Ugly :
Nice finds. Not sure I care to be huffing poisonous gases in concentrations adequate to smell them, but it's good info nevertheless.
I nearly wet myself laughing when I saw this on the news. I almost feel sorry for the guy.
I can't decide if he's more Baghdad Bob for the realty-denial factor, or Snowball the pig for contemptible cheerleader weasel factor.
(the electorate is of course Boxer the horse)
He's certainly a cheerleader that knowingly lies whenever necessary. It's almost a requirement for the whitehouse spokemuppet job. they all do it.
|Chocolate Jesus |
assad didn't use them either
but the usa uses them all the time, including germ warfare in north korea
|Robin Kestrel |
This is the sort of statement you can walk back with just six or seven easy clarifications.
I feel bad for the guy - after dealing with the incompetence and pettiness of the press corps day in and day out it's no wonder he had a brain fart.
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