freedoom I hope they bring Sabrina to the CW's Riverdale and disappoint everyone by not giving her any magic.
Xenocide Not dark enough for Riverdale. On that show she would be an occult serial killer. Her first victim was Salem the cat. He couldn't really talk but she thought he could. Sometimes he still does.
BiggerJ Best case scenario - perpetual ambiguity in the vein of Night in the Woods.
Bort Sabrina would be a troubled Goth girl who poisons her enemies and sets their houses on fire.
I laugh every time I see a promo for "Riverdale" because they have clearly spray-painted Archie's hair. "Gloss red pepper" unless I miss my guess:
BHWW Nothing they could do could compare to the recent "Chilling Adventures of Sabrina" comic series, which is the basic story, half-witch half-human Sabrina being raised by her two aunts, set in the 1960s, but with some, ah...differences.
infinite zest Hot damn! For something I give zero fucks about, I have to hand it to Archie's, uhh, multiverse? I mean it's not like they turned Josie and the Pussycats into mid-90s heroin addicts, right?
infinite zest "I'm a talking dog. I'm gonna make a pun about nuts! And then I'll explain the joke to you!"