The Democrats ran a woman who had a 25 year campaign of personal attack run against her. An entire generation had been raised to think she was Satan. There was nothing they could've done to resolve that.

Other than running someone else. And I'm not even talking about Bernie or Elizabeth Warren, just someone with no past. And no future. And possibly a theme song.

Emo Stereotype/Sanders 2020!

So where is the responsibility of Lefties to show the tiniest flicker of smarts BEFORE letting Trump into office? Lord knows intelligent people tried to warn them, so they can't claim nobody told them what to expect.

I'm certain that the only burden bigger than your intelligence is the knowledge that the lesser people failed you.

I think I'm ready to vote Clinton in 2020.

"I'm certain that the only burden bigger than your intelligence is the knowledge that the lesser people failed you."

Oh but I'm not even claiming any great intelligence. But when the choice is between Neapolitan ice cream and a four-year ass-raping, and your response is "fucking bullshit, if I can't get 100% strawberry ice cream I'm not voting", well then you've got to be kind of dumb. Also you're doing what you can to ensure everyone else gets an ass-raping.

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But, what if there was an ice cream store where people have been ordering strawberry ice cream for a decade and and a half? The store spends hundreds of millions of dollars talking about strawberry ice cream, promising strawberry ice cream, but only serves shit sandwiches, at the last minute? Eventually some people quit ordering and the bitter finally just order a shit sandwich from the shit sandwich shop.

I know you probably have a punch card and might be one shit sandwich away from a free shit panini and fountain piss, but I kind of hope both stores goes out of business.

Until we get rid of the ass-rapists the best we can do is Neapolitan -- and depending, we might not even be able to get you all three flavors, possibly just vanilla.

Blame the ass-rapists, and vote them out.

Can we contort this metaphor even more?

What if you already tried the exact same same "fuck it" protest against the ice cream store 16 years ago, and the result was a 10+ year war that left hundreds of thousands dead, an additional trillion onto the deficit, idleness while a major American city was buried under floods, and deregulation that led to the biggest crash since the great depression?

Well, the ice cream machine was rigged the first time...

I'm abandoning this metaphor. I'm yanking ye chains.

No they're not. They make funny web content. You're likely just hating on all political comedy, because political comedy that matches your views doesn't even exist. It can't exist.

However it's much easier to deal with your cognitive disonance by lashing out at the messengers rather than actually pondering the possibility that you may be wrong.

The Daily Show was revolutionary and groundbreaking. Don't hate on them because they expose the failures of your political views in a charming and funny manner.

Don't get mad at the humorists. Get mad at the person making their job too easy. Get mad a the guy who parades around like he's creating and saving jobs, but has done nothing but hollow deals that will have no pragmatic value to working class Americans.

Cracked WISHES they did as good a job as the Daily Show.

They used to do decent content a long time ago, back when they had decent writers and before they started courting controversy with BuzzFeed tier clickbait.

5 reasons why all men are rapists.
4 reasons why it sucked when my wealthy parents stopped giving me money and I had to fend for myself.
10 rather extreme racebait social viewpoints masquerading as questions for strawman white and/or male and/or straight people.
6 funny things about LA that nobody who doesn't live here and makes under six figures can identify with.
5 ways a wealthy, insulated dude in his late 30's wants his teenage audience to think he's 22, cool, and poor.
8 reasons why we're still making 10 listicles a month about Star Wars.
5 wrong things old people say (we swear we're not old) and spurious reasons why they're right.
9 ways you can slightly alter your format to trick people into watching your fish-in-a-barrel political vids where you put the minimum amount of effort lacing "humor" into current events.

Your opinion is trash, Mark.

Our resident MRA's/Bigots don't like video that attacks their alpha male deity. what a shocker!

GibbonRobbespierre, you've disapointed me. You can't handle the truth about your God emperror so you go off ripping into Cracked. Here's an article you should read, 3 Reasons Why Cracked is Cool.

1. Their articles are both funny and informative.
2. The countdown format makes them easy to skim through.
3. They keep it real.

10 reasons why the monsters SolRo keeps screaming at don't actually just exist in his head.

Trump is too easy to make fun of. Everyone knows he's full of shit, but it doesn't matter. We are in uncharted territory. The daily show/John Oliver/Samantha bee format of comedy isn't equipped. It's futile. I think Bill Maher has held up better than all of them, and he's not very funny.

The only Trump humor that I've seen that is actually funny and subversive is Sassy Trump.

How does it feel to have your head so far up your ass that you must attack people for badmouthing shitty content because you mistake it for disagreeing with a particular thing they said?

I hate Trump. Cracked is also shit.

If BuzzFeed came out with an article about how great cumming is and how kicking dogs is awful, I'm still not going to celebrate their cancerous pile of shit website.

Ah, I was clowning with your Gibbons.

I'm so clever, I should write for Cracked.

I like this video. There are videos from Cracked that I like, and videos from Cracked that I don't like. I have no opinion about Cracked in general. and I have no opinion on people who have opinions about Cracked. I do have an opinion about this retarded conversation you're having, but I've decided to keep it to myself. Oh, wait.

Here's some stuff from Snopes about Trump's deregulation of the coal industry. Apparently, it's not as terrible as you might think

http://www.snopes.com/2017/02/06/dump-coal-waste-into-streams/

http://www.snopes.com/coal-mining-federal-lands-leases/

It's mostly symboliic. In fact, unless there's a conflict of interest yet unknown, Trump's obsession with COAL MINING is mostly symbolic.

Everybody's burying the lead here, which is the defunding of the Appilachin Regional Comission. It's way way more wayway more job killing than this token gesture toward deregulation. Trump is doing this because he doesn't know anything about anything. Incompetence is Trump's greatest problem, not ideology or corruption.

cracked, one star, didn't watch.

I've got no stance on anything else in this thread, but Cracked peaked when they got Don Martin, it's down hill from there.

Trumpanzees Old Zircon and Scrimmjob, hating on truth.

Cena, you're not good at trolling. Sincerity is your strong suit.

But, if you want to soldier on, I'd suggest taking a position you kind of believe, exegerate it and wrap it in an indefensibly stupid arguement or parable. See asterisk above.

Cena/Homer never stopped being the bottom tier troll shtick he started with. I can't believe the people who think he's real now that he's doing the exact same thing from the other side.

Who was the other poster obsessed with a "the other side deserves equal consideration" shtick....

You think Cena is Homer? Alt accounts are so lame. It's cheating.

I'm not saying he is. I can't imagine EH could adhere to a normal character count.

I'm just clowning a little bit 7th. It's just a few posts. I just got tired of the flagrant hating on Cracked, like it makes the hater so cool and sophisticated.

MonkNap's characterization of Cracked is bang on.

I agree with Cena, all the hating on cracked seems like the usual hipster bullshit, hating on something that's popular.

I wish you wouldn't use "Trumpanzee", though, Cena. It's a little less stupid than "libtard", but that's a pretty low bar to clear.

Monkey Napoleon is never right about anything. When it comes to being wrong, he's batting 1000.

>>MonkNap's characterization of Cracked is bang on.

If it was about BuzzFeed, it would be.

Which "young enough to be your granddaughter" member of the cracked staff are you trying to defend/fantasize about fucking, John?

Sadly, now it's a trend for companies to make big announcements about plans to open factories that have been in the works for 2-3 years to get on his good side, ensuring that he'll get endless credit and be known as the "job maker in-chief" by the time the next election comes around.

At this point I'm legit starting to worry if we're even going to make it to next election now that we're shaping up for Cuban Missile Crises 2.0, only this time the players are the 2 most insane regimes on the planet.