Xenocide Fat Dad meets an unseen voice with the power to conjure up chips and cheese at will, and remove them from existence just as easily. He could ponder the larger implications of this, but not now. There's calories to be had.
chumbucket If it's the Wisconsin orange crap, no thanks. Either way, with my lipid profile, I should pass no matter what.
Maggot Brain I AM A MAN! MY BLOOD IS HOT! MY HEART IS BIG! I EAT CHEDDAR CHEESE!
Caminante Nocturno Cheesy the Cheese Sprite is much more easygoing than his spring-based brother.
TheSupafly I feel like having a tiny television in your kitchen was a thing that was only on television.
betabox That television is hardly tiny by 1992 standards. It appears to be a 32" console. Also, it's not in a kitchen.
Beyond that, you're wrong. Lots of people had small televisions in their kitchens.
SolRo before everyone had easy access to a pocket sized portable computer people didn't have much to do while waiting for things in the kitchen.